“Oh yes!” Phil Swift barbarically grunted as he attempted to penetrate the Flex Tape with his big throbbing cock. However, the Flex Tape was too strong and he couldn’t break through it. Phil Swift then remembered how Flex Tape was no ordinary tape, and how it’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even grips underwater. Despite realizing his efforts to have sex with the Flex Tape were futile, it was too late because Flex Tape grips on tight, and bonds instantly. He tried to pull it off, but Flex Tape keeps it’s grip, even in the toughest conditions. He pulled with the might of Zeus, but instead ripped his dick off in the process. “Now that’s alotta damage!” he exclaimed, but he wasn’t done there. Phil Swift knew there was only one solution. He dashed over to his canister of Flex Seal, and began to dip his severed cock in it repeatedly until it was covered in several even coatings. “Camera man, are you seeing this?!” he over enthusiastically asked to an empty room, at a blank wall. It had been weeks since Phil Swift had any food or water and the Flex Fumes finally started to go to his head. He slapped some flex tape on the bloody stump where his cock used to be since Flex Tape’s triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks, but it was too late. Even after his dick was chopped off, Phil Swift was still feeling very horny from the Flex Tape and Flex Seal, which caused lots blood to rush to a penis that was simply no longer there anymore, and resulting in excessive blood loss over a short period of time. Not to mention, the lack of sustenance was too great; causing him to already be severely weakened from the start. He laughed hysterically before toppling over dead and expressionless. But rest assure, Phil Swift still died happy, because he knew his death was at the hands of the product he loved most.
