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Anonymous ID:xeZGUrqs Fri 09 Nov 2018 11:01:00 No.6859887 View View Reply Original Report

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>taken to court
>asked to swear on the bible
>suggest i swear on The God Delusion instead
>held in contempt of court
wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r+4QzFmd Fri 09 Nov 2018 11:04:10 No.6859890 Report

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Chino chan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rkkv3iwW Fri 09 Nov 2018 11:05:00 No.6859894 Report

Quoted By: >>6860157

>>6859887
Did you tip your fedora

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9R+w8vQh Fri 09 Nov 2018 11:05:56 No.6859896 Report

Quoted By: >>6859940

do they do that in german courts too?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ir2s1Tt7 Fri 09 Nov 2018 11:06:01 No.6859897 Report

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kot id

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:liuqM9Rd Fri 09 Nov 2018 11:14:03 No.6859929 Report

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ok, t.

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Anonymous ID:xeZGUrqs Fri 09 Nov 2018 11:18:55 No.6859940 Report

Quoted By: >>6860157 >>6871191

>>6859896
No but German conservatives want to make crosses mandatory in public offices.
Pretty sure this violates our constitution and will be reversed soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GEzHQF4c Fri 09 Nov 2018 12:24:15 No.6860132 Report

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Idolatry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9ia2TwnY Fri 09 Nov 2018 12:26:56 No.6860139 Report

Quoted By: >>6862938 >>6866730

>>6859887
Because it's clear that you're not taking it seriously.If you're not religious you can do affirming instead.
Tip harder

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jt6P/9jp Fri 09 Nov 2018 12:29:06 No.6860148 Report

Quoted By: >>6860157

Lutero was a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BiBBZOY1 Fri 09 Nov 2018 12:30:59 No.6860154 Report

Quoted By: >>6860201

>>6859887
I believe in God, but what makes Christianity superior to all the other religions?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q7bDPkMG Fri 09 Nov 2018 12:31:51 No.6860157 Report

Quoted By: >>6861287 >>6870893

>>6859894
Based and redpilled
>>6860148
Fake and gay
>>6859940
Does that really violate the constitution? No doubt why Germany is getting invaded by third world monkeys, you guys should call yourselves "Cuckistan"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KWjc9FLc Fri 09 Nov 2018 12:42:18 No.6860201 Report

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>>6860154
It isn't superior to all the other religions, it's superior to religions that don't actively endorse extremism.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xeZGUrqs Fri 09 Nov 2018 13:56:40 No.6861287 Report

Quoted By: >>6861331

>>6860157
Church and State should be completely separate.
It took centuries and countless wars to establish secularization, and now they want to give it up for a few votes in the next election

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tm6kKbDw Fri 09 Nov 2018 14:04:46 No.6861331 Report

Quoted By: >>6862131

>>6861287
Secularisation should have never happened

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MRmtDJ8f Fri 09 Nov 2018 14:05:31 No.6861337 Report

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atheists aren't people they're fauna

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F8Y96NYd Fri 09 Nov 2018 14:12:42 No.6861375 Report

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>>6859887
what's the purpose of swearing on the bible? if a criminal can kill and steal he can surely break an oath

Anonim

Anonim ID:6H5qT7j8 Fri 09 Nov 2018 15:54:21 No.6862131 Report

Quoted By:

>>6861331
>A literal paki

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dUaImoLF Fri 09 Nov 2018 16:48:05 No.6862938 Report

Quoted By: >>6862943

>>6860139

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9ia2TwnY Fri 09 Nov 2018 16:49:22 No.6862943 Report

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>>6862938
>dUal
Dual penises up your ass, faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ypWOXmgC Fri 09 Nov 2018 17:22:33 No.6863084 Report

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Lex

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Lex ID:g/HWmjQ9 Fri 09 Nov 2018 19:39:52 No.6863754 Report

Quoted By: >>6863882

>not swearing an oath to Odin
at least try to be more edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Noo2yleH Fri 09 Nov 2018 19:40:50 No.6863758 Report

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>>6859887
This is why protestantism is the death of Christ.
Stupid (((German)))

PinkyBong

PinkyBong ID:c252dDKv Fri 09 Nov 2018 19:42:38 No.6863769 Report

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>>6859887
Hahahahaha

Punished SataniaFag !Ko9saTanIA

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Punished SataniaFag !Ko9saTanIA ID:+0hU9bQG Fri 09 Nov 2018 19:57:14 No.6863882 Report

Quoted By: >>6863886 >>6863909

>>6863754
This, atheism and Christianity are for the people of SOCIETY.
EPIC GAMERS SWEAR AN OATH TO ODIN

PAGANS RISE UP
GAMERS RISE UP
GANGWEED

PinkyBong

PinkyBong ID:c252dDKv Fri 09 Nov 2018 19:57:48 No.6863886 Report

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>>6863882
This

Nogger

Nogger ID:NDgPJ57q Fri 09 Nov 2018 19:58:14 No.6863888 Report

Quoted By: >>6863900 >>6863908 >>6863911 >>6866568

jokes on you the bible is fucking epic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VjNWjGFs Fri 09 Nov 2018 19:59:47 No.6863900 Report

Quoted By:

>>6863888
Based nogger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:magLbKrX Fri 09 Nov 2018 20:00:37 No.6863908 Report

Quoted By:

>>6863888
Objectively correct, the bible is epic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Noo2yleH Fri 09 Nov 2018 20:00:42 No.6863909 Report

Quoted By:

>>6863882
Fuck off

PinkyBong

PinkyBong ID:c252dDKv Fri 09 Nov 2018 20:00:54 No.6863911 Report

Quoted By: >>6863920

>>6863888
Its epic bullshit my nogger

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:NDgPJ57q Fri 09 Nov 2018 20:02:26 No.6863920 Report

Quoted By: >>6863927

>>6863911
even if its bullshit its epic , the lord of the rings is a made up story but its still epic ya know what i mean , i love being a christian serving the all father is epic my dude

PinkyBong

PinkyBong ID:c252dDKv Fri 09 Nov 2018 20:03:00 No.6863922 Report

Quoted By: >>6863930 >>6863988

The bibles tissue like pages makes for good toilet paper tho. A devine wipe.

PinkyBong

PinkyBong ID:c252dDKv Fri 09 Nov 2018 20:03:40 No.6863927 Report

Quoted By: >>6863932

>>6863920
I can tell you were sexually abused as a child

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:NDgPJ57q Fri 09 Nov 2018 20:04:20 No.6863930 Report

Quoted By: >>6863988

>>6863922
i took one of the psalms pages to role weed it was epic i listened to old chants was very comfy

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:NDgPJ57q Fri 09 Nov 2018 20:04:45 No.6863932 Report

Quoted By: >>6864058

>>6863927
proof ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hlDNd15s Fri 09 Nov 2018 20:12:50 No.6863988 Report

Quoted By: >>6864039

>>6863922
>>6863930
die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VjNWjGFs Fri 09 Nov 2018 20:19:44 No.6864039 Report

Quoted By:

>>6863988
This

PinkyBong

PinkyBong ID:c252dDKv Fri 09 Nov 2018 20:23:05 No.6864058 Report

Quoted By:

>>6863932
I pledged an oath to my brothers that i would not share the videos.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3TGIFG40 Fri 09 Nov 2018 20:25:31 No.6864075 Report

Quoted By:

>>6859887
the legal profession loves this shit

pick your battles fren

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FeuKkyVV Sat 10 Nov 2018 00:02:12 No.6865272 Report

Quoted By:

>>6859887
Haha you’re a scum bag you deserved it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GhSp7DH9 Sat 10 Nov 2018 01:53:32 No.6865874 Report

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>>6859887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1zSKKWw1SY

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Anonymous ID:GNOnxRrc Sat 10 Nov 2018 02:19:58 No.6866382 Report

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>>6859887
Stay strong, Hans

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qt+gGYjp Sat 10 Nov 2018 02:55:09 No.6866525 Report

Quoted By:

>>6859887
...ANON...

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Anonymous ID:SuqJD72S Sat 10 Nov 2018 03:05:13 No.6866562 Report

Quoted By: >>6867946

can i worship anime feeeeet???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2DsVGmuc Sat 10 Nov 2018 03:07:25 No.6866568 Report

Quoted By: >>6866572

>>6863888
I find it hilarious only Americans are agreeing with you. Like cockwork.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2DsVGmuc Sat 10 Nov 2018 03:08:10 No.6866572 Report

Quoted By:

>>6866568
tfw confused potato flag with burger flag.
Help

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gvMEKLVC Sat 10 Nov 2018 03:37:09 No.6866730 Report

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>>6860139
you can swear on any book you want

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Anonymous ID:xeZGUrqs Sat 10 Nov 2018 08:01:32 No.6867643 Report

Quoted By: >>6867658

God Delusion read by Richard Dawkins:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKLmxIu1y4

Bible read by God:
???

Heaven

Heaven ID:BVei29Re Sat 10 Nov 2018 08:06:46 No.6867658 Report

Quoted By: >>6867667

>>6867643
isn't your government literally the Christian party?
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xeZGUrqs Sat 10 Nov 2018 08:09:11 No.6867667 Report

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>>6867658
Yes but they're not very Christian
They export weapons, favor tax cuts for large companies and reward the German car industry rather than punish, for their filthy Diesel lie

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Anonymous ID:xeZGUrqs Sat 10 Nov 2018 09:21:03 No.6867946 Report

Quoted By: >>6869064 >>6870852

>>6866562
>can i worship anime feeeeet???
Yes, Anime feet are real, unlike God

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YegH8sX/ Sat 10 Nov 2018 09:36:24 No.6868000 Report

Quoted By: >>6869149

>>6859887
https://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/fre/rule_603

Rule 603. Oath or Affirmation to Testify Truthfully
Before testifying, a witness must give an oath or affirmation to testify truthfully. It must be in a form designed to impress that duty on the witness’s conscience.

>The rule is designed to afford the flexibility required in dealing with religious adults, atheists, conscientious objectors, mental defectives, and children. Affirmation is simply a solemn undertaking to tell the truth; no special verbal formula is required.

dat freedom

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Anonymous ID:JkEdJ7AW Sat 10 Nov 2018 14:51:07 No.6869061 Report

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>>6859887

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Anonymous ID:JkEdJ7AW Sat 10 Nov 2018 14:52:30 No.6869064 Report

Quoted By:

>>6867946
>fedora
>degenerate weeb
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID://jPRiqh Sat 10 Nov 2018 15:35:15 No.6869149 Report

Quoted By:

>>6868000
Yeah this exactly. You can just swear an affirmation instead of an oath. Doesnt get taken any less seriously by the law.

PinkyBong

PinkyBong ID:EKw1r+9s Sat 10 Nov 2018 20:13:13 No.6870840 Report

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Bamp from death

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Anonymous ID:ypWOXmgC Sat 10 Nov 2018 20:15:52 No.6870852 Report

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>>6867946

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nRmGE1BA Sat 10 Nov 2018 20:19:33 No.6870876 Report

Quoted By: >>6870885

>>6859887
MORE RETARD WHO DOES NOT ACEPT THE TRUTH
THAT THE BIBLE IS A HYBRID COPY PAST FROM EGYPT PIRAMIDS
THAT WHO WROTE THE BIBLE WAS ENVIOUS OF EGYPT
THAT WHO WROTE THE BIBLE IS SO GREED THAT EVEN WHANTS YOU TO BELIEVE ITS DELUSIONS NOT ONLY ARE TRUE BUT THE ONLY TRUTH.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nRmGE1BA Sat 10 Nov 2018 20:21:19 No.6870885 Report

Quoted By:

>>6870876
THE CHURGES ARE SO POWERSFULL
THAT THEY NEED OTHERS WORK TO LIVE BY
WHAIT ! ISN'T THAT WEAKNESS ?
LOL JUST FUCKING LOL !

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N38mRXA/ Sat 10 Nov 2018 20:22:59 No.6870893 Report

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>>6860157
The spanish high inquisitor himself is here

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Anonymous ID:4aoisZdU Sat 10 Nov 2018 21:22:39 No.6871191 Report

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>>6859940
Just add 4 little sticks to that cross and it's just like the old days. Nothing wrong with some nostalgia, germanon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FVWDpXHB Sat 10 Nov 2018 21:24:11 No.6871198 Report

Quoted By: >>6871213

>>6859887
Is that also a thing in Germany or did you forget to take off your proxy?
I mean both swearing on the Bible and the God Delusion btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xeZGUrqs Sat 10 Nov 2018 21:28:17 No.6871213 Report

Quoted By:

>>6871198
>swearing on the Bible
No
>and the God Delusion btw.
Yes, we have atheists

PinkyBong

PinkyBong ID:EKw1r+9s Sun 11 Nov 2018 01:11:54 No.6872616 Report

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Bamping for kek 卐卐

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9gQf9nSV Sun 11 Nov 2018 01:15:18 No.6872629 Report

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If you swear on Mein Kampf they'll know you're telling the truth.

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Anonymous ID:CaxFvcVe Sun 11 Nov 2018 01:33:56 No.6872704 Report

Quoted By: >>6873872

I bet you put bibles in the fiction section. So edgy!

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Anonymous ID:3TGIFG40 Sun 11 Nov 2018 07:20:37 No.6873872 Report

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>>6872704

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lTNOSIP3 Sun 11 Nov 2018 11:55:50 No.6874688 Report

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God id

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