Yank my doodle went to town riding on your mother
Stuck a penis in her ass and called it macaroni
Yank my doodle keep it up,
Yank my doodle Mandy
Mind my nipples and my ass
But with my my dick be handy
Fath'r and I went down to camp,
Along with daddy Gooding,
And there we saw the dirty boys
Cum thick as hasty pudding.
And there we saw a thousand poons
As moist as Squire David,
The aids they gave me every day,
I wish I could be saved.
The asses they eat it every day,
Would keep a house a winter;
They fuck so much, that I'll be bound,
They eat it when they've mind ter
And there I see a swamping dick
Large as a log of maple,
Upon a deuced little cart,
A load for father's navel.
And every time they shoot it off,
They snort a horn of powder,
and makes a scream like father's gun,
Only a nation louder
I went as nigh to one myself
As 'Siah's inderpinning;
And father went as nigh again,
And then my load was in him.
Cousin Simon grew so bold,
I thought he would have sucked it;
It scared me so I shrinked it off
And hung by father's pocket.
And Cap'n Davis had a kink,
He kind of clapt his hand on't
And stuck a crooked stabbing iron
Upon the foreskin end on't
And there I see a giant dick
As big as mother's bason,
And every time they sucked it off
jizzed without hesitation
I see a little dildo too,
The heads were made of leather;
They knocked on it with little dicks
And called the folks together.