>>70881Lemme even it up a bit.
Q: What do you call the moisture between two white people fucking?
A: Relative humidity.
Q: What's the difference between The Hindenburg and Rush Limbaugh?
A: One's a flaming Nazi propaganda tool, the other's a blimp.
Q: What are the first words a peurto rican learns?
A: "Your wallet, motherfucker!"
What are the first words a Tennessee girl says after the first time she makes love?
"Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes."
A sherrif's deputy in Mississippi comes upon a dead black man in the middle of the road, and begins writing his report.
"Deceased African American found on Median... Let's see, M-I-D-A... that's not right."
He tosses the form and starts over.
"Deceased African American found on Median... M-E-E-D-O... Fuck."
*kick kick kick*
"Dead nigger found in ditch."
What's the difference between a snake and a white man?
One's symbolic of evil and satan himself, the other's a reptile.
A Texan, a Cherokee, and a Saudi are all eating lunch in the park. The Cherokee approaches his Arab counterpart solemly.
"You and I are not so different, I see. The white man came to our lands, enslaved our people, and pilliaged our lands for the earth's riches, leaving us to live in filth."
The Saudi shook his head in surprise. "You're mistaken, my friend! The white man has given us many riches, we live as kings and want for nothing."
From across the park, the Texan pipes up, "That's because we ain't played cowboys and Ayrabs yet."
