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>be me 22 years old
>suffering in personal and financial life while living with roommates a few cities away from home
>have mental breakdown cause lonely and have no friends and girlfriend dumped him because performance anxiety
> talk to mom about problems
>mom suggest I move back
>move back home
>strange man living in the back living room
>what the fuck is this
>pretend it's not that weird because he's literally retarded
>one day find mom's slippers at foot of his bed
>vomit
>pretend it's just a coincidence
>fast forward a half year
>strange guy, supposedly friend of the family who I've only ever met once is still living here despite never paying rent on time
>one night outside smoking a blunt with him. He rambles about the baby he's about to have with his girlfriend that he cheats on all the time
>tell retard that I hope his baby situation works well and goodluck although kind of facetiously
>walk inside
>retard begins to rage outside
>lmao
>troglodyte walks to bedroom where he starts ritualizing himself as a god by yelling " I AM THE DICK GOD THE KING BITCH I AM THE KING NOW "
>in Spanish
>stomp his door and ask him if he was talking shit about me
>in an almost minstrel fashion he apologizes shaking his head violently
> what do
>suffering in personal and financial life while living with roommates a few cities away from home
>have mental breakdown cause lonely and have no friends and girlfriend dumped him because performance anxiety
> talk to mom about problems
>mom suggest I move back
>move back home
>strange man living in the back living room
>what the fuck is this
>pretend it's not that weird because he's literally retarded
>one day find mom's slippers at foot of his bed
>vomit
>pretend it's just a coincidence
>fast forward a half year
>strange guy, supposedly friend of the family who I've only ever met once is still living here despite never paying rent on time
>one night outside smoking a blunt with him. He rambles about the baby he's about to have with his girlfriend that he cheats on all the time
>tell retard that I hope his baby situation works well and goodluck although kind of facetiously
>walk inside
>retard begins to rage outside
>lmao
>troglodyte walks to bedroom where he starts ritualizing himself as a god by yelling " I AM THE DICK GOD THE KING BITCH I AM THE KING NOW "
>in Spanish
>stomp his door and ask him if he was talking shit about me
>in an almost minstrel fashion he apologizes shaking his head violently
> what do
