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Fire works outside, but I don’t care
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Instead, I masterbated on a teddy bear
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I live in a house I can’t afford
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And I masterbate everyday cuz I’m bored
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Two plus two is three
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I masterbate more than I pee
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Today I went out into the snow
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Then I masterbated some more yo
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Sing it with me
I masterbate everyyy daaaay
I masterbate to straight, bi and gaaaay
It doesn’t matter to meeee
As long as I bust a nuuut
It doesn’t matter if I’m in a rut