>>6882891On a dark desert 4chan, cool pics in my files
Warm smell of memes, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There kot stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then kot lit up a candle and it showed me the way
There were anons down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the international random
Such a lovely board (Such a lovely board)
Such a lovely kot
Plenty of room at the international random
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
Kots mind is Tiffany-twisted, it got plenty of memes
It got a lot of funny, funny anons it calls frens
How they spam in the front page sweet summer GET
Some spam to remember, some spam to forget
So I called up the mod
"Please bring me my over 9000."
He said, "We haven't had that meme here since 2006."
And still those anons are writing from far away
Answer your thread in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the international random
Such a lovely board (Such a lovely board)
Such a lovely kot
They livin' it up at the international random
What a nice dub(what a nice dub)
Bring your memes
Incels on the front page
An anime girl on the picture
And kot said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They spam it with their cursors
But they just can't kill the mod
Last thing I remember
I was running for the exit
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
"Relax," said the night mod
"We are programmed to receive
You can check-out any time you like
But you can never leave!
