please help. I am shitting my brains out after eating some rotten habeneros from my room mates jarbage and my shit hurts and smells worse than skunks. my room mate is beating on my door screaming at me and threating me with a knife because the smell is so bad and my dog is out there barking at the door because the noise my room mate is making and the smell i am making. they'd probably think i'm dead if i wasnt screaming between shitting. my ass cheeks are covered in burning hot liquid shit and its literally burning my butt cheeks. i shat all over the toilet and it exploded out of my butt like a water baloon filled too much. or like a super soaker tank ruptering and spraying all over. it hurts super bad because the habeneros were fermented and spicy as fuck. my room mate says they were devil habeneros and they were kinda sticky and hurt to even touch but they smelled so good and hot and they tasted amazing like lime hot cheetoes x10,000. holy shit i think im dying you guys please pray for me.

my room mate is attacking the door with a knife and my dog is gnawing at the door frame. their noise is insanely loud and my screaming just gets harder and louder too. the shit keeps coming please help.