I hate fucking pretentious niggers with their fucking gardens. Flowers are okay - I have a row of beautiful flowers at home. But growing a bigass garden and being pretentious about it is not okay.
I always buy 3 or 4 big bottles of plant killer every year so I can dilute it and pour it over their gardens. Every single neighbor on the block, I go out at night and pour it over their plants. I make sure that it's nice and covered so that the entire thing is uninhabitable. For kicks I do it to their lawns sometimes too.
Keeping those big fucking eyesores out pisses me the fuck off. I love it when they get all frustrated because nothing will grow anymore. I love it when they get depressed because all of their "babies" died. I fucking love watching as they come out every day to see if anything will ever grow anymore. It won't. 3 of my neighbors have already moved out because of this. I hate big gardens, and you should too.