My butthole smells like sewage, even when I'm not shitting.
Especially when I spread my legs to walk, or squat down to sit.
Weirdly it only does this about once a year, usually toward the end of May.
I can't figure it out.
One time I sat naked in front of a mirror with my butthole reflect back trying to see if something was stuck in the butthairs.
Couldn't find anything, but took some scissors and started cutting away nonetheless.
The smell stayed around.
Anyway, welcome back from school anons have a happy summer.