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>Drunk 80s factory worker dad
BONUSES:
plus 10 strength and charisma and high chance of getting a stacy wife after your tour in the Marines
>Onions milk 90s programmer dad
BONUSES:
maybe you make a video game that's a hit or something but you'll be a faggot
>70s Disco Duck Dad
BONUSES:
free drugs but you'll likely an hero from all the fucked up stuff going on in your life
BONUSES:
plus 10 strength and charisma and high chance of getting a stacy wife after your tour in the Marines
>Onions milk 90s programmer dad
BONUSES:
maybe you make a video game that's a hit or something but you'll be a faggot
>70s Disco Duck Dad
BONUSES:
free drugs but you'll likely an hero from all the fucked up stuff going on in your life
