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ID:vl0tgGom No.6903735 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>be me 4 years ago
> junior in highschool
> I just got my wisdom teeth removed. Shit hurt
> I am completely hellbent I’m going to school even though I’m in a massive amount of pain
>take some oxy’s before school so it doesn’t hurt
> I way underestimated the power of that stuff
> half way though second period ask to go to the bathroom
> I’m feeling really nauseous
> get up out of my chair and immediately fall on the floor
> I tried to stand right back up and act like nothing happened
>everybody was staring at me
> On the way back from bathroom run straight into a big boy senior
> threatens to beat the shit out of me
> I immediately start becoming completely autistic and just don’t say anything
> all the spaghetti falls out of my pocket
> immediately get a huge wave of nausea
> puke all over him
> fall onto the floor and mumble “how do you like that bitch”
> he looked absolutely disgusted and ran to the bathroom to clean off
> I go back to class
> 10 minutes later I get called to the office
> I ended up getting suspended for a week
> totally worth it
> pic related, mfw