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Annoyomus ID:7nriouL1 Thu 15 Nov 2018 16:11:00 No.6908038 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6908049 >>6908061 >>6909814 >>6911166

ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

The ability shapeshift into a beautiful little girl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QJtU6pLq Thu 15 Nov 2018 16:13:26 No.6908049 Report

Quoted By: >>6908062

>>6908038
Your dick stays

The ability to kill yourself unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4sdw8PHE Thu 15 Nov 2018 16:15:43 No.6908059 Report

Quoted By: >>6909739 >>6909768

you can fly
but you can only land on water

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:60OWJl75 Thu 15 Nov 2018 16:16:32 No.6908061 Report

Quoted By: >>6908062 >>6908255

>>6908038
You're forced to stay with your body as a ghost, not being able to enter it nor to go far from it.

The ability to kill all gays.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:60OWJl75 Thu 15 Nov 2018 16:16:54 No.6908062 Report

Quoted By:

>>6908061
shit, i meant
>>6908049

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8S5iYgLo Thu 15 Nov 2018 16:28:06 No.6908255 Report

Quoted By: >>6908594

>>6908061
you become gay yourself

the ability to have no drawbacks or limitations

Annoyomus

Annoyomus ID:7nriouL1 Thu 15 Nov 2018 16:55:09 No.6908594 Report

Quoted By: >>6908604 >>6908607 >>6908608

>>6908255
no superpower either.

the ability to transform any hentai 2D into real 3D waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EfJZfstj Thu 15 Nov 2018 16:58:13 No.6908604 Report

Quoted By: >>6908614

>>6908594
They'll never be attracted to you

The ability to decrease anyone's hairline

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:60OWJl75 Thu 15 Nov 2018 16:59:11 No.6908607 Report

Quoted By: >>6908699

>>6908594
Her voice is the shitty dubbed version.

The ability to win every arguement.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1sJUtLDp Thu 15 Nov 2018 16:59:15 No.6908608 Report

Quoted By: >>6908632

>>6908594
They're 3D, but their third dimension is only as thick as paper.

You can communicate with any animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:60OWJl75 Thu 15 Nov 2018 16:59:52 No.6908614 Report

Quoted By:

>>6908604
The more hair you decrease, the more blood you lose.

Annoyomus

Annoyomus ID:7nriouL1 Thu 15 Nov 2018 17:04:42 No.6908632 Report

Quoted By: >>6908637

>>6908608
the more you're using youre power, you're losing ability to communicate with human

I can heal people using my hands

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:60OWJl75 Thu 15 Nov 2018 17:08:34 No.6908637 Report

Quoted By: >>6908681 >>6908716

>>6908632
You have no hands.

The ability to win every arguement.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bVqFTeqO Thu 15 Nov 2018 17:18:53 No.6908681 Report

Quoted By: >>6908687

>>6908637
No one is ever around to argue with.

The ability to create wooden crates from nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zz2EtEAr Thu 15 Nov 2018 17:21:42 No.6908684 Report

Quoted By: >>6908727

the abilty of not getting depressed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zz2EtEAr Thu 15 Nov 2018 17:23:04 No.6908687 Report

Quoted By:

>>6908681
but there are hungry tigers inside the boxes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nKhhe0F7 Thu 15 Nov 2018 17:28:06 No.6908699 Report

Quoted By: >>6908716

>>6908607
Everyone you make eye contact with will want to argue with you.

The ability to summon a flying hamster from thin air.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zz2EtEAr Thu 15 Nov 2018 17:31:59 No.6908716 Report

Quoted By:

>>6908637
but you are Ben Saphiro
>>6908699
but the hamster is aggressive and 90% of the time will fly to you and bite your face.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UDlU/ZCG Thu 15 Nov 2018 17:35:38 No.6908727 Report

Quoted By: >>6908728 >>6908918

>>6908684
but you be happy either

The ability to make any girl wet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UDlU/ZCG Thu 15 Nov 2018 17:35:55 No.6908728 Report

Quoted By:

>>6908727
shit can't be happy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1sJUtLDp Thu 15 Nov 2018 18:02:41 No.6908918 Report

Quoted By: >>6909227 >>6909522

>>6908727
Making someone else wet prevents you from getting hard.

You can see back in time at will.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:leLF60QJ Thu 15 Nov 2018 18:04:50 No.6908925 Report

Quoted By: >>6909365

The ability to detect jews at a glance
But
Every time you find one your blood pressure rises

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nKhhe0F7 Thu 15 Nov 2018 19:15:36 No.6909227 Report

Quoted By:

>>6908918
You can only see a millisecond of what happened 2 billion years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zz2EtEAr Thu 15 Nov 2018 19:41:12 No.6909365 Report

Quoted By:

>>6908925
but the jew will scam you whatever you do

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KgAsDvXz Thu 15 Nov 2018 20:20:11 No.6909522 Report

Quoted By: >>6909556 >>6909576

You can change how anyone looks
>>6908918
you can only see what happened when your eyes were closed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vZBmV2rq Thu 15 Nov 2018 20:29:35 No.6909556 Report

Quoted By: >>6909576

You can make anyone instantly like you and people always want to do what you say
>>6909522
You can only turn them into clones of you

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:k+Mua9ar Thu 15 Nov 2018 20:34:43 No.6909576 Report

Quoted By: >>6909596

>>6909522
>>6909556
honestly that's not a drawback it's just changing the power to assimilation, extremely based

>>6909556
but they become cultists devoted to you and misinterpret everything you say

I can shoot lazer beams from my body

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KgAsDvXz Thu 15 Nov 2018 20:39:48 No.6909596 Report

Quoted By: >>6909629

>>6909576
You shoot the out of the back of your eyes, rendering you both blind and only able to use the power once.

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA

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dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:k+Mua9ar Thu 15 Nov 2018 20:45:16 No.6909629 Report

Quoted By:

>>6909596
that's not fun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aWwyVwKx Thu 15 Nov 2018 21:04:52 No.6909739 Report

Quoted By: >>6909753

>>6908059
You are attracted to airplane engines

You can stay underwater without drowning

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:O/CB2fOE Thu 15 Nov 2018 21:08:07 No.6909753 Report

Quoted By: >>6909768

>>6909739
but you have large, visible gills

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aWwyVwKx Thu 15 Nov 2018 21:12:25 No.6909768 Report

Quoted By: >>6909801

>>6908059
You are attracted to airplane engines

You can stay underwater without drowning

Sorry >>6909753
Accidentally deleted it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DNO0O+v+ Thu 15 Nov 2018 21:17:01 No.6909800 Report

Quoted By: >>6909808

the ability to make people want to cuddle more you the more cute they are

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:O/CB2fOE Thu 15 Nov 2018 21:17:07 No.6909801 Report

Quoted By:

>>6909768
you're fine fren

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:O/CB2fOE Thu 15 Nov 2018 21:17:39 No.6909808 Report

Quoted By: >>6909864

>>6909800
it is an unwilling attraction

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:x3KN1z6K Thu 15 Nov 2018 21:18:04 No.6909814 Report

Quoted By:

>>6908038
Yamcha.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DNO0O+v+ Thu 15 Nov 2018 21:25:10 No.6909864 Report

Quoted By:

>>6909808
that will only make it better when their willpower breaks down and they give in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sA8TuQvo Thu 15 Nov 2018 21:36:08 No.6909943 Report

Quoted By: >>6910702

i can throw 10000 punches a second

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0q+KcguP Thu 15 Nov 2018 22:46:32 No.6910391 Report

Quoted By:

You can come up with the best jokes
Your life is a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4qbC8Mw5 Thu 15 Nov 2018 23:32:42 No.6910702 Report

Quoted By: >>6910992

>>6909943
They all increasingly hurt oof ow ouch

You can create food from thin air

Burrito Boy

Burrito Boy ID:U9X8eXgJ Thu 15 Nov 2018 23:49:56 No.6910785 Report

Quoted By:

You have immortality but also aids

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5RedFus5 Fri 16 Nov 2018 00:07:39 No.6910992 Report

Quoted By: >>6911087

>>6910702
Its taste is limited by your actual cooking skills.

You can teleport short distances

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sA8TuQvo Fri 16 Nov 2018 00:28:44 No.6911087 Report

Quoted By: >>6911095

>>6910992
like no more than like 5 feet or something and it smells bad while teleporting

i can master any weapon or tool i pick up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KmyQR38r Fri 16 Nov 2018 00:31:02 No.6911095 Report

Quoted By: >>6911100 >>6911103

>>6911087
you are too weak to pick up anything heavier than a feather

the ability to shoot lightning out my dickhole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UXAV9dPC Fri 16 Nov 2018 00:32:40 No.6911100 Report

Quoted By: >>6911152

>>6911095
but it's an imaginary lightning so not real

You have the ability to eat and digest absolutely anything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sA8TuQvo Fri 16 Nov 2018 00:33:22 No.6911103 Report

Quoted By: >>6911152

>>6911095
it really fucking hurts. hurts less than shoving a needle up there. also when you masturbate or have intercourse lightning shoots out of your dick

i can make the worlds best pizza pie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KmyQR38r Fri 16 Nov 2018 00:45:15 No.6911152 Report

Quoted By:

>>6911100
but everything taste like shit and provides no nutritional value

>>6911103
but you can never eat it

SHIT POST

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SHIT POST ID:luJRiITn Fri 16 Nov 2018 00:48:12 No.6911166 Report

Quoted By:

>>6908038
I CAN Hypnotizes A Woman Into Having Wet Dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzcUiJj_JG4

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