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one of my favorites:
> be American
> wake up for another day of winning
> eat leftover chicken lying on the floor
> salute flag hanging on your wall
> slowly and painfully roll yourself out of bed
> mom moved away your mobility scooter again
> grab gun and start shooting around to call her over
> mom enters the room with a plate of breakfast burgers
> tip your mom
> put on your kevlar uniform and head for school
> forgot to make your homework again
> teacher gives you points for trying
> tip teacher
> resident school shooter arrives late
> sue school shooter for his disservice to the military industrial complex
> tip judges to win the lawsuit in your favor
> judges start clapping
> clapping sounds resonate with your body mass
> sue judges for making you participate in this involuntary exercise
> use lawsuit money to buy your mom a nice AR-15
