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Just another day in the "Golden" State.
>Wake up
>Have a gluten free, vegan, artisan avocado shake
>Go outside, half of the neighborhood is burned down
>Get eviction papers because renttoodamnhigh.jpg
>Drive into town alongside abandoned Bullet Train line
>Gridlock on drive, 2 hr delay
>All shops closed, moved to Texas
>Only shop open is Basedbucks across town
>Over 9000 homeless people in the vicinity
>Scrams are heard in the distance, landwhale approching
>She's(?) offended by my undyed hair
>Cops called, I get taken away immediately
>Get brought to a central valley prison
>"Prop 65 Warning: This facility contains chemicals that are known to the State of California to cause cancer"
>Die from a lack of water
>Wake up
>Have a gluten free, vegan, artisan avocado shake
>Go outside, half of the neighborhood is burned down
>Get eviction papers because renttoodamnhigh.jpg
>Drive into town alongside abandoned Bullet Train line
>Gridlock on drive, 2 hr delay
>All shops closed, moved to Texas
>Only shop open is Basedbucks across town
>Over 9000 homeless people in the vicinity
>Scrams are heard in the distance, landwhale approching
>She's(?) offended by my undyed hair
>Cops called, I get taken away immediately
>Get brought to a central valley prison
>"Prop 65 Warning: This facility contains chemicals that are known to the State of California to cause cancer"
>Die from a lack of water
