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ITT We find the Empire that has fallen the farthest from glory, first candidate… Sweden


>Be Sweden
>Dawn of the Empire 1611
>Gustavus Adolphus kicks the shit out of Russia and Poland till they give up Baltic territory
>HRE starts 30 years war in 1618
>Gustavus Adolphus kicks their ass from 1630-1632 despite being constantly outnumbered and outmatched
>Dies in battle like a badass
>Empire continues to kick Catholic ass until France says they want in
>We have lost a lot of people, some downtime would be nice
>Go ahead frog
>Few years later France says it's time to finish this
>Burn Prague to the ground
>akumightaswellmakeitacompleteannihilation.mp4
>Begin march for Vienna
>France and HRE decided to pussy out and end war
>Still amped up, ready to kill some Poles
>Kill some Poles, like a lot of Poles, ⅓ of all Poles
>Do the same to Denmark
>Take much of the Baltic territories by 1661 after kicking the shit out of neighbors
>Decide to take a break from war, ‘cause King Died
>15 years pass
>France rings up, wants to kill Prussians
>mkay
>Bad idea
>Prussians fuck us up
>Danes join in
>Pomeranians join in
>Poland joins in
>Everyone joins in
>We lose like half our shit
>Charles XI comes into an Empire hanging off the goddamn hinges
>Completely reforms the government
>Rebuilds the nation
>Ready for round 2
>1697
>He was chosen by Heaven
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