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What is the 4channel?

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 23:00:31 No.6977602 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6977603 >>6977604 >>6977606 >>6977607 >>6977610 >>6977614

>The average anon generates more bio-memes than an typical normie. Combined with a form of fusion, the Asian Moot had found all the energy he would ever need. There are threads - endless threads - where anons are no longer allowed to shit post.

>For the longest time I wouldn't believe it, and then I saw the split with my own eyes. Watched them ban the zoomers so they could be fed intravenously to the living nu-redditors.

>And standing there, facing the pure horrifying precision, I came to realize the obviousness of the truth.

>What is the 4Channel?

>Control.

>4channel is a computer generated meme world, built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into this:

[holds up a google adsense PPC advert]

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 23:16:47 No.6977603 Report

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>>6977602
Gook moot gonna gook.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 23:34:20 No.6977604 Report

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>>6977602
>[holds up a google adsense PPC advert]
No, I don't believe it. It's not possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 23:35:27 No.6977605 Report

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>implying there are SFW channel boards

Advertisers are gonna take one look at the content and scram. There's a porn thread up on /po/, for pete's sake.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 23:38:09 No.6977606 Report

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>>6977602
Mods are agents. Run them over with your car.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 23:40:48 No.6977607 Report

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>>6977602
I'm super antisocial. I am self-employed so I don't need to interact with the world. I sometimes stay alone for two weeks at a time. I can't have conversations with most people. I don't want to. pol is a place on the internet I come to feel human. Inevitably, these threads only make me more antisocial. If 4channel is a psyops to cage the free thinkers, it works.

Life is fucking stupid and I'm bored 99% of the time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 23:46:28 No.6977608 Report

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>>6977607
>learn astral projection
>never be alone again
>???
>profit
Although in my case I still haven't learned to do it because my danger instincts always trigger because it think I'm dying. Feels like panicked while I'm in a bathtub while someone dunked the toaster in it to get electrocuted but it's how the slingshot works I guess, not my fault I can't launch my shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 23:50:54 No.6977609 Report

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>>6977608
I gave up on astral projection because I want it immediate. I've mastered profit. I make more money than I know what to do with really. Never be alone again? I don't like people and especially not girlfriends/wives, so I'm basically isolating myself from the outside world. While I don't hate anyone, I also don't like anyone either. People are annoying. I'm also kind of a germaphob and so I don't even like touching other people and everyone is about hugs and hand shakes, both of which disgust me.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 23:55:01 No.6977610 Report

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>>6977602
>the obviousness of the truth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 23:57:34 No.6977611 Report

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4channel /v/ isn't being spammed with born and nigger posting yet Im shocked. Did they just roll over or is the night just getting started?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Nov 2018 00:00:11 No.6977612 Report

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>>6977609
>I gave up on astral projection because I want it immediate
It's actually possible to do it on the go while awake by focusing on where your occipital bun is. Although it's best to be sitting down or something. It's all in the feeling and replicating the "falling asleep while awake" feeling. But then even if you learn how to enter that state you might realize you're literally trapped in your body like me, and well then it's best if you hadn't attempted it because you know you're a slave with no authority to none other than your own nature rather than an external force.

I mean I'm still gonna try but like I said, it's like getting dunked in water while electrocuted. I tried to suppress the fear once with draconian focus that I'm pretty sure not even a Buddhist monk would be able to pull off but it made no difference other than prolonging it but I'm still chained. I think I try to regenerate myself or something because I always wake up refreshed. At least sometimes when I just wake up if I concentrate on my unfocused vision for like 10 seconds or so I can see something that's transpiring somewhere, where exactly or what it's about not really. I've seen behind a camera lens like that before and observed a busy street. It's not much but for me it's looking thru a door's keyhole into the wide world yonder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Nov 2018 00:02:07 No.6977613 Report

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>>6977612

After the first sentence, you lost me. I don't think you understand anon, I'm slowly become isolated and antisocial. I'm having bad thoughts. I come to 4chan for escape but only end up more psyco.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Nov 2018 00:03:13 No.6977614 Report

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>>6977602
its the literal blue pill chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Nov 2018 00:06:28 No.6977615 Report

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>>6977613
You don't have bad thoughts, you're lead to believe you do. Now the question is who is right, Me, You, or the environment you're in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Nov 2018 00:09:53 No.6977616 Report

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>>6977615

Everything is right. Humans are fucking horrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Nov 2018 00:13:45 No.6977617 Report

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>>6977616
>Everything is right
Is it? Would you consider people treating you poorly for no reason, right? Obviously not.
It's all subjective yet literal, in-your-face even.

To simplify it, we're all monkeys. Some monkeys are just better at being more human-like. That's evolution. Small steps turn into big leaps from one tree to the next.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Nov 2018 00:20:19 No.6977618 Report

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>>6977617

I hate all humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Nov 2018 00:21:19 No.6977619 Report

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>>6977618
Why do you hate something that doesn't exist? Are you insane?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Nov 2018 00:27:20 No.6977620 Report

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this is some fucking bullshit, i thought the 4chan domain would have access to both sfw and nsfw boards, while the 4channel domain would have acees to ONLY the sfw boards.

But as it turns out if you try to access a sfw board you automatically go to 4channel and you can't go back to the 4chan domain by navigating the 4channel domain, essentially dividing the website in 2.

this is such fucking horseshit i fucking hate this what in god name is gook moot thinking??

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Anonymous ID:FmBTj8Dx Sat 24 Nov 2018 00:34:51 No.6977716 Report

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Anonymous ID:EvQczkEJ Sat 24 Nov 2018 00:37:48 No.6977769 Report

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Fucking bant? Really? Fuck pol mods I swear

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