Why on earth do pants manufacturers put the ability to put your hands in your pockets higher than actually being able to keep items in them? You'd think keeping your keys, or phone, or literally anything else you want to keep safe safe would be the top priority for pockets, but it's not. Who was the retard who decided that 45° back was the best angle for pockets? What was the reasoning? "hurr durr keep your hands warm" 1) You can wear gloves 2) you can wear a jacket with hand warmers 3) YOU'RE SACRIFICING THE FUNCTION OF THE POCKETS FOR THE FUNCTION OF GLOVES

I can't be the only one that is perpetually angry because of my pockets, right?