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Quoted By: >>7010238
Military anons, we know the most ridiculous, hilarious, miraculous, and depressing shit happens in uniform. Tell me your tales.
>Be me
>Be Recruit Anon, in boot camp
>standing firewatch, lights out, at back of squad bay
>Its sunday, DIs are wearing chucks, dress uniform with squeaky black shoes
>DI marches toward me.. squeak, squeak, squeak
>Start to report post "Good evening sir, recruit Anon.."
>Shut the fuck up anon. Do you know who I sound like?
>... No Sir?
>Yes you fucking do. Squeaky ass shoes. I sound like fucking Spongebob don't I, anon?
>... Aye, Sir?!
>Thats right bitch. I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea. And if I'm Spongebob, you must be fucking Patrick.
>... Aye, Sir?
>Well then, fucking say Hi Spongebob
>Aye Sir, "Hi Spongebob"
>No shithead, say it like Patrick.
>Aye Sir, "Hi Spongebob!" (in most enthusiastic Patrick voice I can muster)
>Hmmm, not bad. Get on the quarter deck, anon.
>Get slayed for the rest on my watch.
Good times.
>Be me
>Be Recruit Anon, in boot camp
>standing firewatch, lights out, at back of squad bay
>Its sunday, DIs are wearing chucks, dress uniform with squeaky black shoes
>DI marches toward me.. squeak, squeak, squeak
>Start to report post "Good evening sir, recruit Anon.."
>Shut the fuck up anon. Do you know who I sound like?
>... No Sir?
>Yes you fucking do. Squeaky ass shoes. I sound like fucking Spongebob don't I, anon?
>... Aye, Sir?!
>Thats right bitch. I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea. And if I'm Spongebob, you must be fucking Patrick.
>... Aye, Sir?
>Well then, fucking say Hi Spongebob
>Aye Sir, "Hi Spongebob"
>No shithead, say it like Patrick.
>Aye Sir, "Hi Spongebob!" (in most enthusiastic Patrick voice I can muster)
>Hmmm, not bad. Get on the quarter deck, anon.
>Get slayed for the rest on my watch.
Good times.
