You're all a bunch of homos and watching you all do it turns me the fuck on.
I'd homo bully most of you and annihilate your boi pucci after then we'd cook a sweet meal together and cuddle after.
If this excites you you're a disgusting filthy lonely desperate horrendous creature with a mental illness wanting a troglodyte like me to be turned on by your slutty degenerate actions.
Now if you're still going to be gay open your whore mouth for the next part.
*spits on gay posters*