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Quoted By: >>7024963
>be me
>not shit for a while
>eat shit ton of those extra fibre cereals
>sit down for a shit
>squeeze
>nothing
>squeeze harder
>nothing
>squeeze with all my might
>something is actually coming out
>hard as fuck turd splits my ass in half
>there is blood
>ass hurts like hell
>finish
>wipe more blood from my ass than shit
>after this pooping became unbearably painful and I got what is called anal fissures
>I am tough guy but fucking hell to take a shit I had to bite down a towel
>weeks pass by almost everything is healed but I still get some blood after taking a shit
>get scared that shit will infect my ass wounds or something
>buy dildos to stretch my asshole
>everything is fine now
>tfw I can now fit 12.5 inch dildo in my ass and I wish I was joking
>not shit for a while
>eat shit ton of those extra fibre cereals
>sit down for a shit
>squeeze
>nothing
>squeeze harder
>nothing
>squeeze with all my might
>something is actually coming out
>hard as fuck turd splits my ass in half
>there is blood
>ass hurts like hell
>finish
>wipe more blood from my ass than shit
>after this pooping became unbearably painful and I got what is called anal fissures
>I am tough guy but fucking hell to take a shit I had to bite down a towel
>weeks pass by almost everything is healed but I still get some blood after taking a shit
>get scared that shit will infect my ass wounds or something
>buy dildos to stretch my asshole
>everything is fine now
>tfw I can now fit 12.5 inch dildo in my ass and I wish I was joking
