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>be d*sc*rd user
>wake up
>throat still feels a little sore from last night's ironic gay blowjob
>think longingly of the cock pounding the back of my throat as I lick a patch of dried cum from my lips
>roll out of bed onto the floor, accidentally landing my ass onto a dildo pointing up
>giggle like a little japanese school girl as I unplug the dildo from my gaping rectum
>make my way to my epic gaming pc as I push past the numerous other dildos littering the floor
>open up d*sc*rd
>type a quick message to my d*sc*rd server
>"hello boys teehee ;)"
>chuckle as my d*sc*rd friends start ironically posting their shaved legs and asses in striped thigh high socks and shimapan panties
>open up 4chan and begin desperately spamming my d*sc*rd link across /bant/, /qa/, /b/, /lgbt/, and /r9k/
>suddenly the doorbell rings.
>it's ituckfraps69, a mod on my d*sc*rd
>immediately start tearing his pants off
>"Ahn!~ My boi pusse is twitching so hard, mister! Please put your pulsating bull cock in me until you fill my ass with your hote cumme kudasai :33"
>ironically pounds my ass until completion
>giggle as he pulls his juicy schlong out and a stream of thick white ball juice flows out of my ruined gaping hole
>curl up in his arms and fall asleep
An average day.
>wake up
>throat still feels a little sore from last night's ironic gay blowjob
>think longingly of the cock pounding the back of my throat as I lick a patch of dried cum from my lips
>roll out of bed onto the floor, accidentally landing my ass onto a dildo pointing up
>giggle like a little japanese school girl as I unplug the dildo from my gaping rectum
>make my way to my epic gaming pc as I push past the numerous other dildos littering the floor
>open up d*sc*rd
>type a quick message to my d*sc*rd server
>"hello boys teehee ;)"
>chuckle as my d*sc*rd friends start ironically posting their shaved legs and asses in striped thigh high socks and shimapan panties
>open up 4chan and begin desperately spamming my d*sc*rd link across /bant/, /qa/, /b/, /lgbt/, and /r9k/
>suddenly the doorbell rings.
>it's ituckfraps69, a mod on my d*sc*rd
>immediately start tearing his pants off
>"Ahn!~ My boi pusse is twitching so hard, mister! Please put your pulsating bull cock in me until you fill my ass with your hote cumme kudasai :33"
>ironically pounds my ass until completion
>giggle as he pulls his juicy schlong out and a stream of thick white ball juice flows out of my ruined gaping hole
>curl up in his arms and fall asleep
An average day.
