>>7028250one time I was high and I ate at least 5,000 calories of food in 3 hours. Then me and my friends walked around 2.5 miles to the nearest 24 hour store to buy more food. On the way back I knew I had to shit so I said to my friends "gotta run back, cya" and took off into the night. I made it all the way home and the relief of seeing my front door opened the gates of hell and all of satans spawn flooded out of my arse
The second time I had a dodgy kebab