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>at hospital, with wife in labour,
>she's struggling to give birth to the baby
>the doctor is doing what he can to make the delivery smooth
>the baby just doesn't seem to be coming out
>the doctor decides to do a Caesarean section
>womb is opened to extract baby
>doctor finds a tiny computer in there, with a keyboard and mouse
>he exclaims this out loud in shock
>I rush over and see that he's right
>the baby appears to be using this computer
>I look down at the monitor just in time to see the front page of /bant/
>the baby is making a gayposting thread
>realise that the baby is destined to be a /bant/ gayposter
>both me and wife ask to have a third trimester abortion right now
>doctor agrees and performs it immediately
>she's struggling to give birth to the baby
>the doctor is doing what he can to make the delivery smooth
>the baby just doesn't seem to be coming out
>the doctor decides to do a Caesarean section
>womb is opened to extract baby
>doctor finds a tiny computer in there, with a keyboard and mouse
>he exclaims this out loud in shock
>I rush over and see that he's right
>the baby appears to be using this computer
>I look down at the monitor just in time to see the front page of /bant/
>the baby is making a gayposting thread
>realise that the baby is destined to be a /bant/ gayposter
>both me and wife ask to have a third trimester abortion right now
>doctor agrees and performs it immediately
