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Anonymous ID:NjWkBnU1 Thu 06 Dec 2018 06:30:27 No.7067203 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7067234 >>7067237 >>7067244 >>7067453 >>7067454 >>7067455

Can anyone tell me how people fap with tissue paper? Do you cum on a wall and wipe it afterwards? Ive never understood this

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Anonymous ID:dQES+ZOw Thu 06 Dec 2018 06:32:47 No.7067217 Report

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you wrap it around your dick and jerk it like that

Nice

Nice ID:7JRFFInX Thu 06 Dec 2018 06:38:28 No.7067234 Report

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>>7067203
It's simple.

The tissue is used to wipe the semen off anything that got touched by it. The body lotion used as lube might also be wiped off if needed.

Nice

Nice ID:7JRFFInX Thu 06 Dec 2018 06:39:16 No.7067237 Report

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>>7067203
By the way, it's a bad idea to fap with tissues, I know, I've tried.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s+b2Mev6 Thu 06 Dec 2018 06:42:11 No.7067244 Report

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>>7067203
When I was a teen I basically did that year but with the bathroom floor. These days I jack off into my jack-off pants.

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Anonymous ID:mZsbX4Zv Thu 06 Dec 2018 06:48:42 No.7067261 Report

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>>7067244
>These days I jack off into my jack-off pants.
Post a pic of the pants please

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aPtPUewp Thu 06 Dec 2018 07:43:21 No.7067443 Report

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you are all plebs. true patricians cum in the toilet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X0tfPRR2 Thu 06 Dec 2018 07:45:54 No.7067448 Report

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Put dick in a plastic bag
no cleanup

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dQES+ZOw Thu 06 Dec 2018 07:46:19 No.7067449 Report

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>>7067443
Only real men cum on their chest

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8lYjHKD9 Thu 06 Dec 2018 07:46:56 No.7067450 Report

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Real men deliberately ejaculated on bedsheets

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wzi9m6wN Thu 06 Dec 2018 07:47:55 No.7067453 Report

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>>7067203
I cum on my tummy and wipe it off with tissues desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9PzupQ/P Thu 06 Dec 2018 07:47:57 No.7067454 Report

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>>7067203
You eat the tissue and then eat your cum. That way the cum will end up in the tissue and eventually come out of your butthole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bwoZlttK Thu 06 Dec 2018 07:48:30 No.7067455 Report

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>>7067203
Tissue paper is a retarded concept. I just let it squirt wherever.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mO/8v+b4 Thu 06 Dec 2018 08:03:32 No.7067495 Report

Quoted By: >>7067541 >>7067715

every time i try to wrap something around my penis before ejaculating it bursts directly through without damaging the receptacle
tissue/paper towel? jizz still flies across the room without making a hole in it.
double layer socks around dick? same thing.
condom? you better believe it

my dick either breaks physics or i have subatomic sperm

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Anonymous ID:rlaOkH/E Thu 06 Dec 2018 08:21:23 No.7067541 Report

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>>7067495

Gib

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Anonymous ID:EaJrT+Uv Thu 06 Dec 2018 08:55:43 No.7067604 Report

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I never understood jerking it in your chair. I typically just grab a towel and put it behind the bed, grab the laptop and start whacking it. I cum on the towel. I'm cut so maybe that has something to do with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ua9ah5Ks Thu 06 Dec 2018 09:52:48 No.7067715 Report

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>>7067495
or your dick is small enough so that anything coming out of it is affected by quantum tunnelling and uncertainty

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