It’s confession time guys, tell your sins to the pope and you will be forgiven. I’ll go first.

On account of my compulsive disorder, I have a need to collect information or I get stressed because I think I’m wasting my time on this planet. Thus, I spend my afternoon as a security gaurd collecting information on my coworkers, like address, Favourite colour, etc.

I have filled 4 binders over the years and burned all of them because I’m afraid I’ll be charged with stalking