>be me
>sitting in class
>normal day
>in math
>bored as fuck
>got a new teacher recently
>some arab
>clearly a diversity hire since he can't count past 72
>inconrehenceableGibberish.wav
>everything is clear?
>kid in the middle of the room sticks his hand up
>what did you do with the materials you stole
>can you say again?
>whole class is confused
>we know what you've been up to!
>teachers eyes open in horror
>another kid in the front row jumps up, throws his desk aside and wrestles teach to the ground
>one shifty looking lad tries to make a break out the door
>gets kicked to the ground as a swat team marches in
>by now helicopters and sirens can clearly be heard
>armored truck bursts through the wall
>we are on the second fucking story
>the goddamn things being air lifted
>principle casually gets out wearing a black suit and dark glasses
>walks up to teach
>leans over