AHEM
>everyone quiets down
ladies and gentlemen... I hope you are enjoying my party and I do see everyone is getting along with each other, but we all know why we are here
>raises champagne flute
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK MODS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK NIGGERS
>crowd bursts into a mixture of uproarious laughter and applause
>exits stage right and the procession continues