ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@Scoopman
dificulty@medium
element@earth
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
Anonymous
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http://drgchan.ddns.net/711161 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Lets give this guy the scoop!
Rukia Cross
Quoted By:
nickname@RukiaCross
Rukia Cross
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summon@ice LETS DO DIS
Anonymous
Quoted By:
AUTODONS ROLL OUT
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>711161 o shit, 4chan raid threads are fun
*summons crab*
Anonymous
Quoted By:
summon@ice YOU'RE GOIN DOWN SCOOPS
Rukia Cross
Quoted By:
summon@ice reeeee
Anonymous
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>>711161 I have been summoned from the land of /pol/ to deliver justice to colbert. He has taken over his limit of 2 scoops and must be brought down.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rukia Cross
Quoted By:
summon@ice SCOOPS
TANK
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@ice AVENGE THE FALLEN WARRIOR
Anonymous
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>>711161 I summon a rare pepe to attack this evil libtard.
Rukia Cross
Quoted By:
summon@ice>weak against ice like pottery
Anonymous
Quoted By:
nickname@MAEDAEUS
TANK the warlock
Anonymous
Quoted By:
nickname@zimzam
TANK the warlock
Anonymous
Quoted By:
nickname@Cuntcrusher Let's see what we got here
TANK the warlock
MAEDAEUS
TANK the warlock
MAEDAEUS
Quoted By:
summon@ice AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TANK the warlock
summon@ice REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TANK the warlock
TANK the warlock
TANK the warlock
TANK the warlock
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>711161 summon@earth
PEPE I CHOOSE YOU
Anonymous
Anonymous
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What you guys need is a good ol' song
Rukia Cross
Quoted By:
summon@ice scoopman's gonna get scooped
TANK the warlock
TANK the warlock
TANK the warlock
TANK the warlock
Quoted By:
summon@electric
Anonymous
Quoted By:
rolling for dragonborn class
TANK the warlock
Anonymous
Oh~ the old brave warriors...
Anonymous
TANK the warlock
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:37:45 No. 711482 Report Quoted By:
rolling for class nickname@TrollBagley
TANK the warlock
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:38:55 No. 711490 Report Quoted By:
roll
TANK the warlock
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>711475 I wanna fuck your titts thank you mercy.
summon@ice
There is only one way to defeat colbert and that is with MOAR SCOOPS!!!
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:39:31 No. 711498 Report Quoted By:
rolling
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:40:54 No. 711508 Report fug i missed on 98
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:41:32 No. 711512 Report Quoted By:
o fug i died. revive pls?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>711471 Who fought the ancient evil of the land...
Anonymous
>>711508 mfw i dont revive the other paladin
Anonymous
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>>711161 summon@ice
It's so beautiful.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>711161 summon@ice
ONE BIG SCOOP COMING YOUR WAY
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:44:19 No. 711542 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:44:43 No. 711549 Report Quoted By:
roll
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:45:16 No. 711554 Report Quoted By:
rollerino
Anonymous
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>>711161 summon@ice
I gotta up my dps meter he just keeps eating all the scoops I throw at him.
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:45:48 No. 711562 Report Quoted By:
rolling again
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:46:08 No. 711570 Report Quoted By:
rololololol
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:46:40 No. 711575 Report Quoted By:
rolllllllllll
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>711301 avenge original comment
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>711161 summon@ice
This is the hardest raidboss yet senpai.
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:47:38 No. 711593 Report Quoted By:
R O L L O L L
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:48:25 No. 711599 Report 600 get?
Anonymous
>>711161 summon@ice
We need some soda to help dissolve his icecream armor!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
nickname@Dragoneater
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:50:24 No. 711622 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:50:51 No. 711625 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:53:04 No. 711656 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>711609 Avenging the dead guy
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:53:37 No. 711666 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:53:54 No. 711672 Report 69 get?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
nickname@NiggerMan
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:54:34 No. 711684 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>711672 Nope
>>711609 Avenging more stuff
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>711609 >>711301 idt im doin this right but w/e
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:56:04 No. 711703 Report Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:56:53 No. 711711 Report >>711301 >>711609 man im getting tired of clicking store fronts
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>711694 Thank you senpai. Healers are the best class.
Now I can go back to shooting scoops I summon thee!
summon@ice
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:57:50 No. 711729 Report >>711703 great i died
avenge me and this guy
>>711701 as well as
>>711301 and
>>711609 Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
sup guise what's going on
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 04:58:17 No. 711734 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>711701 >>711703 >>711704 Avenges things and stuff
Anonymous
Anonymous
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nickname@ElChapo
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>711161 summon@ice
A worthy foe
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
NIGGERMAN ACTIVATE
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 05:00:36 No. 711775 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Stuff and stuff
Anonymous
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>>711161 summon@ice
big dick damage
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 05:02:43 No. 711797 Report Quoted By:
800 get?
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 05:03:01 No. 711802 Report reroll
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 05:03:41 No. 711811 Report Quoted By:
>>711801 >>711802 fucking really???
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>711161 I summon feels to destroy the evil scoopman!
summon@ice
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Sundance
Quoted By:
sup guys nickname@sundance
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Hitting it in the nuts
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 05:06:20 No. 711848 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>711161 I summon executive orders to weaken the Scoopman!
summon@ice
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I'M BACK BITCHES
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Hitting it in the nuts some more
Anonymous
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 05:07:47 No. 711871 Report Quoted By:
im gonna risk it all for the 900 and 2000 gets
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>711849 Are you trying to fag the boss to death?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Sundance the Warlock
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 05:08:35 No. 711883 Report Quoted By:
rolllllllll
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>711161 I summon Carl to attack the scoopman
summon@ice
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Sundance the Warlock
Quoted By:
summon@ice bang
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 05:09:33 No. 711898 Report Quoted By:
900!!!!!
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 05:09:51 No. 711904 Report reroll
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 05:10:17 No. 711910 Report Quoted By:
fucking hell
Anonymous
>>711161 THE GOAL IS IN SITE
I SUMMON AN ALT RIGHT ATTENTION WHORE HIYAAAAAAA
summon@ice
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Sundance the Warlock
Sundance the Warlock
sumbody heal these pups summon@ice
Anonymous
bigdickdps
Quoted By:
>>711161 DUBS AND I MISSED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SCOOPMAN YOU FUCK IM GONNA GET YOU
summon@ice
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>711902 >>711904 Avenging the crap out this
Sundance the Warlock
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 05:12:27 No. 711944 Report Quoted By:
>>711911 by the time the 2000 get rolls around we can one shot the scoopman
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>711902 >>711904 Trying that again
Sundance the Warlock
Anonymous
Sundance the Warlock
Anonymous
Anonymous
Sundance the Warlock
Quoted By:
>>711954 clutch rez
summon@ice
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Back to attacking
Anonymous
bigdickdps
Quoted By:
>>711161 O shit scoopman is enraged, popping 2nd pot
summing job creation and economic growth!
summon@ice
Sundance the Warlock
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 05:14:19 No. 711975 Report Quoted By:
thx for revive. now lets get that 2000
Sundance the Warlock
Anonymous
Anonymous
Sundance the Warlock
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Stuff and other stuff
Anonymous
Sundance the Warlock
bigdickdps
Quoted By:
>>711161 FUCK LAST HITTING I NEED MAXIMUM DEEPS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
summon@ice
Anonymous
Sundance the Warlock
Anonymous
Quoted By:
finally a fucking revival
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 05:15:50 No. 711999 Report 2000 get !!!!!
Anonymous
bigdickdps
Sundance the Warlock
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
noice 2000 get
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 05:17:02 No. 712011 Report nicely done dragoneater!!
Anonymous
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:qKmJO2kI Thu 25 May 2017 05:18:04 No. 712023 Report Quoted By:
the scoopman is down !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
bigdickdps
>>712000 nice trips senpai good fight. It took many scoops but we prevailed in the end.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>712034 We gave him two scoops of pain.
bigdickdps
Quoted By:
>>712014 Make another but this time lets fight CNN while it is autistically screaming.
Anonymous