You've been abducted by aliens /bant/, you wake up groggy on a metal table inside a spaceship. You're surrounded by strange humanoid creatures but it's hard to make out their features with the bright lights overhead. They hand you a small tablet device and on it you read this:

>We mean you no harm, we are simply practicing our advanced control over biology on your primitive species. We are willing to make 3 changes to your body, but only three. If you do not want to partake in these experiments then we will return you where we found you with no recollection of these events.

Ex. become taller so you're not a manlet, become a qt girl, cure your depression or forget about past mental problems, control over seratonin release at will etc.

What do /bant/?