https://youtu.be/oqb9mK9ywbQThe other day I sat in the tavern
and enjoyed the drinks there,
when the shadow of a big nasty man fell on me.
Oh oh oh oh
He sat down unasked,
grabbed my bib
and told me about honor, camaraderie, discipline.
Oh oh oh oh
And then I suddenly realized
who that dumb fiend was.
And then I suddenly realized
who that dumb fiend was.
He wanted to send me to war,
but I said to him: fuck!
Because those are the calves of a bard
and they are not to march.
Because when all the bards fight,
who else is going to make music?
And without the music,
what's left to lose?
These are the calves of a bard
and they are not to march.
To march.
But the fiend did not give up
and grabbed his blade knob.
And put his sharp sword to my neck.
Oh oh oh oh
He looked hard in my eyes
"Do not you have any faith?
Do not you feel honored as a soldier? "
Oh oh oh oh
"What kind of man are you,
who can not even kill properly? "
I pushed him away, I was thirsty
"Listen: your war, that's my sausage!"
He wanted to send me to war,
but I said to him: fuck!
Because those are the calves of a bard
and they are not to march.
Because when all the bards fight,
who else is going to make music?
And without the music,
what's left to lose?
These are the calves of a bard
and they are not to march.
