>>7129636 Chad go to the mid/night mass every Christmas Eve to celebrate the birth of Christ with others despite not even being Christian.
Chad's decorations don't come down until after the Twelfth Night of Christmas on the 5th January.
virgin:
- mumbles "happy holidays" quietly because he's too scared to offend others.
- thinks "Xmas" is more politically correct when the X actually represents the greek word 'Χριστός' for Christ.
- has one set of holographic decorations because he's too scared to climb a ladder, gets complaints from neighbours because of lasers shining through their windows so he has to move them several times. Ahmed Hussain down the road's green lights shine more brightly than his.
- christmas tree is made from PVC because he thinks cutting down trees is bad for the environment yet his tree does far more damage, his tree is all one colour because he thinks it looks "less tacky" and is five sizes too short for his living room, can't fit any gifts under it. turns off lights when he leaves the house because he's scared of a fault and them setting fire.
- not wearing any christmas clothes, family have to force him to wear the paper crown at christmas dinner.
- athiest, doesn't believe in Santa Claus because richard dawkins told him not to. never got anything he wanted for xmas.
- can't cook so he has to join his parents for christmas dinner
- gets mad at christmas cracker jokes for not being funny.
- has never kissed under the mistletoe
- gets mad whenever he hears a christmas song listens to his music with earplug headphones instead.
- drinks diet coke at christmas, thinks aspartame is healthier.
- spent the night of christmas eve looking at his phone
- didn't put christmas decorations up until the 17th December, they are all down by the 28th.
