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>Go on, my son! Stick it rite in me minge! >You wot, you wot? Wot are ya, a poof? >Wot, yoo not got a stiffy yet? >Fakkin' 'ell, we int got orl nite. >'Ow about rubben me teats for a bit, that do it for yer? >Carm on you fakkin' bender! I ent 'ad a shag since larst toosday, get that willy up and starting pauhndin' me vage wiv it willyer? >Stone the fakkin' crows, yer gorn completely limp now intcher? >Wot a waste of fakkin' time. Yer got a fag at least? >Fakkin' 'ell
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way to let down a stand up gal, can't you do anything right?
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>>713551 Bloody 'ell son, can't ye speak english? Close yer gob an' toss us a fag, ye little queer. Don't chat me up again unless ye got the balls to shag me dead 'ard.
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How can people not cum instantly from british accent?
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>>713635 What you really want is your moms turkish boyfriend to talk mongolian while he slips her the sucuk lan
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>>713564 >>713543 >ywn pauhndn' de vage of somebody like Vicky Pollard Fakkin' 'ell.
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>>713543 Anon this woman should of been given a throughly rough shag. What gives??
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OP you bloody bellend, the least you could do now is treat her to some scran.
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Shes alright for a slag, would have tea wiith and then take her for a concert by the Royal Philarmonic Orchestra
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>>713543 I bet if you cleaned her up she'd be a 7/10
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>>715298 you're misspelling of should've
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>>716397 *your
fuck fuck fuck fuck
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>>713543 This is accurate.
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>>713551 >Come now, friend, copulate with me! "Can't we - make out a bit first?"
>Excuse me? Are you backing out? "I'm... not ready."
>Oh, I apologize, aren't you erect? >Damn, we don't have much time >How about caressing my mammaries, would that help? "well..."
>Oh, come on you queer, I haven't copulated since last Tuesday, won't you become erect and palpitate my vagina with your penis? "Oh..." *boner is kill*
>Oh, bother, you've lost your erection, haven't you? >What a wasteful use of time, would you happen to have a cigarette? "I don't smoke..."
>Curses Anonymous
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>>713543 >'Murican >Making fun of chav inbreeding I'm beginning to think you people have a genetic predisposition to not being able to understand irony
