This generation was the first to be raised online
Jewgle taught me that killer drones exist
Dumblr taught me that mentally ill people are abounding
Jewtube taught me to use an anime pfp and get upvotes below donald trump videos
Vine taught me any retard can become popular if he tries hard enough
DevianArt taught me that furries must be eradicated
Blogger taught me not to read books ever
Facebook taught me to stay away from normoids
/pol/ taught me there's no hope for politics
Twitch taught me to report ethots to the IRS
/bant/ taught me that all brits are sissies
/r9k/ taught me to hate women
Reddit taught me to use 4chan
Twitter taught me that you need only a handful of words to become a laughingstock
/b/ taught me to avoid straight porn
And i wouldn't want it any other way