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Anonymous ID:u/fEHHqx Wed 19 Dec 2018 20:51:42 No.7155687 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7155698 >>7155712

I'm going to sleep soon.
Will somebody plz tell me a bedtime story?

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Anonymous ID:nmmntiXC Wed 19 Dec 2018 20:52:36 No.7155692 Report

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there was once a nigger

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Anonymous ID:TGhteTDR Wed 19 Dec 2018 20:53:44 No.7155698 Report

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>>7155687
>Father was a bull, mother was a wood elf, hence his likeness
>Literally descended from Asgard
>Prophecies foretold of his coming as the end of the Age of the Bogs
>One of the first to invest in Bitcoin, has acquired immense wealth but won't cash out, because he knows 1 BTC will be worth 100k when fiat becomes worthless
>Discovered wizardry at a young age, hasn't had sex since to retain his great power
>Can manipulate markets by posting cryptic photographs, but unlike the Bogs who have become corrupted by their crypto wealth, he does so with benevolence to the common man
>Simply wearing his pants high casts a spell that makes crypto rise beyond your wildest imagination
>His earthly name "Sminem" is an anagram for a word in a long forgotten ancient tongue that means "bearer of the green flame"
>Green stemmed tulips sprout in his presence, bears try to run from him but are captured by his telekinetic spells, over 500 Bogbears caught so far
>Literally walked into the Fort Knox gold reserve and collected all the gold while the entire security staff was under a spell of paralysis, now has the gold hidden somewhere in Siberia (hence the tensions between the USA and Russia)
>Will lead Earth through a financial revolution and a new age of prosperity the likes of which we could not imagine (think: driving anti-gravity lambos on Mars and beyond)
>At this juncture the entire fate of the world's financial assets depend on his confrontation and eventually battle with the Bogs, but they know they stand no chance against the immense power contained in his left ear alone, so they hide in their fortress in France
>Has cat

Bumstead

Bumstead ID:9wm3s4Dg Wed 19 Dec 2018 20:56:33 No.7155712 Report

Quoted By: >>7155714 >>7155731

>>7155687
Story_time_copy_pasta.midi

Once upon a time in a land far away lived a brave knight. This knight was the strongest and nicest in all the land. Then one day an evil wizard came, and all this wizard wanted to do was ruin peoples day with curses and spells. The people knew who they had to send, so they went to the knight and said, "Oh brave and kind knight will you help us in are time of need!" The knight being a person who always wants to help leap into action heading to the dastardly rude wizard.I wrote this dumb story for someone on bant a while ago.

Once upon a time in a land far away lived a brave knight. This knight was the strongest and nicest in all the land. Then one day an evil wizard came, and all this wizard wanted to do was ruin peoples day with curses and spells. The people knew who they had to send, so they went to the knight and said, "Oh brave and kind knight will you help us in are time of need!" The knight being a person who always wants to help leap into action heading to the dastardly rude wizard.

Bumstead

Bumstead ID:9wm3s4Dg Wed 19 Dec 2018 20:56:50 No.7155714 Report

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>>7155712
A long their travel was a bridge this bridge was unlike others though, for it had a mean troll who wouldn't let people cross. So when the knight tried to cross the troll jumped out and yelled, "You can't cross this bridge you big dummy!" The knight was shocked by these words and asked the troll, "There is no need for rude words I just want to walk across this bridge." The troll sensing that the knight wasn't going to leave yelled, "You are not going to cross MY bridge!" The knight noticed the emphasis the troll put into saying it was their bridge and asked, "Did you make this bridge? For if you did it is a wonderfully made bridge that all should be able to enjoy!" The troll expected the knight to yell at him not complement him so they said, "Well I did make this bridge... But just because you like it doesn't mean you can cross it!" The knight said in a happy tone, "Of course I like it! Anyone who could cross it would agree this is a great bridge!" The troll looked at the knight confused for a moment then said, "Is it really that good?" And the knight said in a jolly manner, "Yes! 'tis one of the finer bridges I have seen." The troll stood their for a moment then allowed the knight to pass will saying, "Thank you knight. Those where kind words..."

Bumstead

Bumstead ID:9wm3s4Dg Wed 19 Dec 2018 20:57:06 No.7155715 Report

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>>7155714
The knight then made it to where the evil wizard was. The wizard was in a big tower that look like it would take a long time to climb. To most they would see this a daunting challenge, but not the knight! For the knight was a person who enjoys a challenge. So the knight began to run up the tower and on the tower walls the knight saw painting of the wizard starting from when he was a young spellcaster, and ending to the wizard today with a long snow white beard. The knight finally made it to the top and found the wizard, the wizard then said, "So you are the knight the people have sent? Well you won't be for long!" He then shot a lighting bolt at the knight! But the knight was quick on his feet and jumped out of the way. The bolt hit an old box and the box exploded. The room then was covered in pictures of the wizard. the knight looked at some of the pictures, they where of the wizard when he was younger, the wizard had a happy smile on his face. So the knight asked, "I have seen in your painting and photos that you looked happy. May I asked what happened?" The wizard said, "Nothing you dolt!" He then shot another bolt of lighting.

Bumstead

Bumstead ID:9wm3s4Dg Wed 19 Dec 2018 20:57:22 No.7155717 Report

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>>7155715
The knight barely jumped out of the way of the bolt of lightning once again the knight then said, "You had such a nice smile it radiated true joy, but the older you got the less you smiled. What happened?" The Wizard threw a book and yelled with a loud and upset tone, "What does it matter to you!? You're just a idiotic homunculus who shouldn't care!" The Knight then said with a caring voice, "I care if nice people are hurt and you seemed very nice. Where you hurt when you where younger?" The wizard stopped for a short while and looked at the knight, then cast a spell which tossed a fireball at the wizard. The knight blocked the fire with his great shield and asked, "Did someone hurt you? Did someone make fun of you?" The wizard stopped and looked like he had just remembered something then cast the fire ball once more. The Knight noticed the wizards face and said, "Someone did make fun of you! What did they say? Did it hurt? Are you ok?" The Wizard looking rather mad stopped and yelled, "Yes! The people made fun of me! Are you happy now!?"

Bumstead

Bumstead ID:9wm3s4Dg Wed 19 Dec 2018 20:57:38 No.7155719 Report

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>>7155717
The knight with a shocked tone said, "Oh dear that's terrible! What did they say?" The Wizard then said, "They Called things like poindexter, nerd, and geek just because I liked magic. They said I wasn't cool and that I wouldn't even be a good wizard. So vowed to become the greatest wizard and get my revenge!" The knight then ran to the wizard and hugged him while saying, "That was in the past. There will always be people trying to insult you, but you have to stay strong and don't let them keep you down. And for what it's worth I think you are cool." The wizard was in complete shock and didn't know what to do, he just stood there until the knight stopped hugging him. Then once the knight stopped and they said in a quiet tone, "No one has ever said that. Thank you it means a lot to hear that." The knight then said with a smile, "I mean every bit of it! You have such great powers you shouldn't use them for bad." The wizard then said, "You're right. I shouldn't let what happened keep me down. I vow to only do good."

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Bumstead ID:9wm3s4Dg Wed 19 Dec 2018 20:57:55 No.7155722 Report

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>>7155719
Because of the knight words and actions the wizard stopped cursing the people and actually stated to help them. Thus everyone was able to live happily ever after.

Bumstead

Bumstead ID:9wm3s4Dg Wed 19 Dec 2018 20:59:22 No.7155731 Report

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>>7155712
ʰᵐ ᶦᵗ ˢᵉᵉᵐˢ ᵐʸ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ ʰᵃˢ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵉn ᶠᵘᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵘᵖ ᶦn ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉᵍᶦnnᶦnᵍ.

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Anonymous ID:u/fEHHqx Wed 19 Dec 2018 21:02:53 No.7155755 Report

Quoted By: >>7155774

>>7155698
>>7155722
ty gn

Bumstead

Bumstead ID:9wm3s4Dg Wed 19 Dec 2018 21:05:17 No.7155774 Report

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>>7155755
Sleep tight buddy.

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