Good day, commonfolk. I, the plague doctor of /bant/, seem to have been slacking off these past few weeks on my duties. That was mainly due to finals, but now that I’ve done them all, I have returned to cure you all of the gay. Tell of of your symptoms.
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 00:36:20 No. 7168903 Report >>7168898 Sometimes I wish I had a vagina to know how it feels to orgasm as a female
Gapfag
All Canadians are gay dog rapists lol
Anonymous
>>7168898 I occasionally shitpost, and everyone calls me a faggot.
Heaven
>>7168898 >pink id >Canadian flag doc you need to cure yourself
Anonymous
The pedo doctor has fled to Canada
Anonymous
>>7168938 Canada is good business, The Gay is quite widespread here.
sonya-chan
PD
>>7168903 We all do, but we all have to face reality at one point
>>7168907 Yeah pretty much
>>7168908 What kind of shitposts?
>>7168927 Okay
>>7168938 >>7168949 No, it’s just that service thinks I’m in Canada for some reason
>>7168961 Thank you for letting me know of this thread.
Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts
Official Gay Profile, it's still a WIP
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 00:54:05 No. 7168993 Report >>7168975 reality is cringe
PD
>>7168990 What’s the diagnosis on happy day?
PD
>>7168993 As big moutache man said, “To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.” although the temptation of the gay is alluring, you must stick to your guns and carry ever forward.
Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts
>>7168999 Not gay, but displaying dangerous symptoms.
Anonymous
>>7169010 >the temptation of the gay is alluring oh no
no no no no
PD
>>7169020 Oh thank goodness, he’s one of the original posters, and I wouldn’t want to see him lost
>>7169023 I may hah recorded that wrong. Have you come for a checkup?
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 00:59:46 No. 7169033 Report >>7169010 I've never been tempted to do homosexual because i am a cissy
Bumstead
Anonymous
PD
>>7169033 Seems a bit contradictory, innit?
>>7169036 Howdy. What are you up to on this fine Friday evening?
PD
>>7169040 Holy shit autocorrect is whack. I said may have worded that wrong.
>be american Am I right guys?
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:02:32 No. 7169056 Report >>7169049 no becaus i am cis gener
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:03:18 No. 7169061 Report Anonymous
>>7169054 >be American holy shit don't finish it my sides are already in ruin
Bumstead
>>7169049 Being hungry and hiding in my room. Yourself?
PD
>>7169056 Well, that’s good, I guess
>>7169061 no YOURE A NERD, NERD
>>7169063 >posting anime girls Something you’re not telling me?
Anonymous
It all starts with this...
Anonymous
>>7169077 my wife nyaruko is so cute?
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:07:21 No. 7169088 Report >>7169077 i do like trans women tough aaaaaaah
PD
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>>7169069 Listening to the minecraft beta soundtrack. It’s bretty good.
Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts
>>7169088 Added to my profile as an asterisked sign - you have the gay.
Anonymous
i post pictures of anime girls on a board used exclusively homosexuals am i at risk of big gay?
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:09:35 No. 7169102 Report PD
>>7169080 Based shadow poster
>>7169087 Oh no, he’s got Singapore disease
>>7169088 Now this is a problem. Here, take this honey comb and grind it to a powder, than rub it in your eyes directly. When the bees attempt to build a hive on your face, let them. Come back to me once a fully grown hive has formed
PD
>>7169101 I have to say, you already HAVE the big gay. Now, have you been feeling anything occurring in your body over the past few days?
Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts
>>7169102 get diagnosed fag
xddddddddddddddd
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:13:30 No. 7169119 Report >>7169111 >Now this is a problem. Here, take this honey comb and grind it to a powder, than rub it in your eyes directly. When the bees attempt to build a hive on your face, let them. Come back to me once a fully grown hive has formed natropathic medicine is cringe
Anonymous
A jewel containing the ultimate power...
Anonymous
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:14:13 No. 7169123 Report Quoted By:
>>7169120 the true ultimate power is frendship
PD
>>7169119 So are you. Take the bee shit and go.
PD
>>7169121 >calling me a faggot Okay, singapore
Anonymous
>>7169115 no at all, mr. plague doctor
nothing more gay than usual
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:16:33 No. 7169135 Report >>7169125 OH GOD THE BEES THE BEES THEY ARE IN MY EYES FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. OOH SUPER CUTE TRANS BEE GOTTA FAP REAL QUICK. HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CUM AHHHHHB
zerd
>>7169120 oh no, please spare us
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:17:25 No. 7169138 Report Quoted By:
PD
>>7169135 STOP FAPPING TO THE TRANSGENDER BEES
>>7169134 Well, what are these usual gay symptoms?
Anonymous
>>7169127 >the temptation of the gay is alluring This is you.
Making threads for gay people to come and be gay in, also you.
Repeatedly spamming gayposting threads off the board, metaphorically murdering one of the gay kingpins with a snowshovel, turning gayposters into anti-gayposters and strongarming this guy
>>7169116 into not gayposting for a whole month
well, that was me before I stopped caring.
but have fun telling yourself that I'm some kind of chonger, queerlord.
PD
>>7169142 >repeatedly spamming Not really, I haven’t made an anti gay thread in several days.
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:21:18 No. 7169148 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
My name is Shadow. I’m this board’s ultimate poster. There’s no times for games, farewell
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:22:18 No. 7169151 Report Quoted By:
>>7169142 i just took a nice pee lol
Anonymous
Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts
>>7169121 1, 4, 6, 7, 14, 18.
>6 out of 7 needed for gay diagnosis Careful now.
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:23:07 No. 7169156 Report Quoted By:
PD
>>7169153 No, don’t warn him. Diagnosis is more or less a waiting game for the seventh symptoms
PD
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>>7169150 Thank you for blessing our thread.
Anonymous
>>7169153 When did I deny being gay, and whom did I impersonate?
PD
Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts
>>7169164 But if I don't warn him, he will slip into the gay and I wouldn't be a good Doktor in that instance.
>>7169171 the real Rage Leaf - you mentioned that he came back to tell you to stop impersonating him.
inb4 you were Rage Leaf all this time
>When did I deny being gay, So you admit it then?
Anonymous
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oh yeah happy holidays/merry christmas whichever you pathetic humans prefer
PD
Anonymous
I fap to cute boys occasionally, even though I'm mostly attracted to woman. How do I fix this doc?
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:30:06 No. 7169193 Report >>7169171 What’s so special about solitary bees?
Solitary bees vary considerably in size, appearance and where they choose to nest. Roughly 70% are called mining bees and nest in underground burrows. Bees that nest in houses are called cavity nesting bees.
Do not live in colonies, produce honey or have a queen.
Do not produce wax to construct the cells inside the nest instead different species use different materials to construct their cells and nests.
Drink nectar directly from the flower and spend most of their time collecting pollen which is mixed with a small amount of nectar as food for their young.
Are fantastic pollinators: a single red mason bee is equivalent to 120 worker honeybees in the pollination it provides.
Do not have pollen baskets for carrying pollen, meaning that each time they visit a flower they lose far more pollen than social bees, which makes them much better pollinators
Provide each larvae with everything it needs but they do not tend to the young as they grow and never get to see their offspring emerge.
Are non-aggressive and do not swarm.
Safe around children and pets.
Anonymous
>>7169182 People were calling me Rage Leaf. I never impersonated him though. He was mistaken.
I'm not going to slip into the gay, because unlike a certain homosexual, I don't find "the temptation of the gay" to be "alluring.
Anonymous
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What’s so special about solitary bees? Solitary bees vary considerably in size, appearance and where they choose to nest. Roughly 70% are called mining bees and nest in underground burrows. Bees that nest in houses are called cavity nesting bees. Do not live in colonies, produce honey or have a queen. Do not produce wax to construct the cells inside the nest instead different species use different materials to construct their cells and nests. Drink nectar directly from the flower and spend most of their time collecting pollen which is mixed with a small amount of nectar as food for their young. Are fantastic pollinators: a single red mason bee is equivalent to 120 worker honeybees in the pollination it provides. Do not have pollen baskets for carrying pollen, meaning that each time they visit a flower they lose far more pollen than social bees, which makes them much better pollinators Provide each larvae with everything it needs but they do not tend to the young as they grow and never get to see their offspring emerge. Are non-aggressive and do not swarm. Safe around children and pets.
Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts
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>>7169192 You must first remove the offending source of the temptations from yourself. If you have cute boy pics saved, delete them.
If 4chan itself is causing you to be gay, then leave the site and do more stuff IRL.
PD
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>>7169192 Take these sandals. They are fitted witch racks at the bottom. If you stomp the heads of 3 infant children, Give them to me, and I will cure you.
Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts
>>7169194 I'll be keeping you under observation. Dangerous symptoms require analysis and observation.
PD
>>7169193 Haha very good, the hive seems to be growing quite well.
Anonymous
>>7169216 On the subject, shouldn't requesting pictures from men as a preferred form of payment for services rendered be on the list as PRETTY FUCKING GAY?
Anonymous
>>7168898 Help, Canadian PD! I was bestowed the title of plague doctor in my ID even though it's not my passion to be one. What do?
>>7169207 (PD ID) Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts
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>>7169221 Lerl, yes it should.
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:38:00 No. 7169236 Report >>7169218 solitary bees don't have hives though
PD
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>>7169223 It means that have you been bestowed with a duty to wipe out all gays in your thread.
PD
>>7169236 Yet you seem to be giving Sligo f facts about bees. Maybe the bees are inside of you?
PD
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:40:37 No. 7169248 Report I have translated the works of karl marx into bee language and now they are revolting against the monarchy
PD
>>7169248 Seizes the bees of production.
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:42:29 No. 7169252 Report Quoted By:
>>7169248 the monarchy is using the guards to take down the protest
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:43:42 No. 7169255 Report >>7169251 the monarchy has blamed the transgender bees as a scapegoat for the problems in the hive
Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts
>>7169221 *5. Requesting pictures from men as a preferred form of payment for services rendered.
*5A. Sending pictures to said requestee as payment for services rendered.
>You test positive for 5A You dun goofed leaf xdddddddddddddddd
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:45:10 No. 7169261 Report Quoted By:
there is a fascist movement going between the upper middle bee class and the aristocracy
PD
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:46:30 No. 7169269 Report the fascist bees are rounding up the communist and transgender bees for concentration camps.
Anonymous
>>7169259 I don't care if your stupid chart says I'm gay as long as the innocence of cute girls is protected.
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:47:25 No. 7169272 Report Quoted By:
they are systematically extincting the trans bees
PD
>>7169269 At the the trans bees are being taken care of
>>7169270 Seething
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:48:08 No. 7169275 Report they have declared war on another bee hive, claiming that it is their property
PD
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>>7169275 Hive war 1 confirmed?
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:49:53 No. 7169283 Report Quoted By:
that beehive is called breetan
Anonymous
>>7169274 Yeah, two blatant homosexuals accusing me of being gay just gets me so mad.
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:51:56 No. 7169291 Report bretan is fighting back but the facist bees are low on resources so they attack another hive in hopes of taking their flowers to fule the war machine
PD
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:53:04 No. 7169297 Report Quoted By:
bretan convinces the united states of poo to help
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:53:33 No. 7169299 Report Quoted By:
the bssr joins to help defeat facism
Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts
>>7169270 >caring about 2d pictures >>7169286 But you didn't deny it.
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:54:03 No. 7169304 Report Quoted By:
they all totally cuch the facist bee party llol
Anonymous
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:54:42 No. 7169312 Report now i have no bees left in my eyes
Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts
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>>7169307 I quote quotation itself.
Heaven
>>7169291 never before has so few bee's done so much for so many - Winzzton Churchive
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:56:12 No. 7169320 Report Quoted By:
PD
>>7169312 Than you are cured, good sir
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 02:02:55 No. 7169343 Report >>7169341 ok i'm gonna fap to astfolo now
PD
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 02:06:12 No. 7169355 Report >>7169352 ryuko from klk is hot
PD
>>7169355 But that’s akari?
Anonymous
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Haha what gay thread
Anonymous
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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:rmqE/t3z Sat 22 Dec 2018 02:18:52 No. 7169408 Report Quoted By:
>>7169376 i don't have ryuko images
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7169376 When do you turn 18 so you can make posts on 4chins?
PD
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>>7169414 A year, the 19th was my brithday
>>7169409 Too epic
Anonymous
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FloridaBoi
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i need help. some faggots need to be cured. but not in this board.
Anonymous
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WHAT DOES THE PLAGUE DOCTOR HAVE TO DO WITH ROSES THAT WAS 400 YEARS AFTER
Anonymous
>>7168898 it is physically impossible to be gay prove me wrong
Anonymous
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