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Anonymous ID:Anx2b/Z2 Sat 22 Dec 2018 01:58:59 No.7169333 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7169335 >>7169339 >>7169369 >>7169497 >>7169545 >>7169852 >>7170425 >>7171035 >>7171617 >>7171923

You wake up shipwrecked on the Senselessness island and this native comes up to you arm with a bow. What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Anx2b/Z2 Sat 22 Dec 2018 02:00:31 No.7169335 Report

Quoted By: >>7169354 >>7171113

>>7169333
Damn auto correct! Fuck you!

Heaven

Heaven ID:lAy0kf4z Sat 22 Dec 2018 02:01:49 No.7169339 Report

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>>7169333
pretend i'm a dolphin and swim home on my tail

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ePjdrn+V Sat 22 Dec 2018 02:05:53 No.7169354 Report

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>>7169335
Turn autocorrect off. Disable every extra feature on mobile keyboard. I cant stand it suggesting a bunch of bullcrap when I already know what Im typing.

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C¤©¤ℕυͳ !!ejZnhfeYlll ID:j3eVJ0Rt Sat 22 Dec 2018 02:06:53 No.7169356 Report

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Dumb phoneposter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dcd/JjZy Sat 22 Dec 2018 02:09:11 No.7169369 Report

Quoted By: >>7171617

>>7169333
Speak in its native Australian tongue to befriend it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0tajwdYM Sat 22 Dec 2018 02:42:18 No.7169497 Report

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>>7169333
trips
cough on them and hope for the best

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hLyrXqxi Sat 22 Dec 2018 02:55:25 No.7169545 Report

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>>7169333
use my guns to conquer the island

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RNsA6KS9 Sat 22 Dec 2018 04:02:53 No.7169852 Report

Quoted By: >>7170427

>>7169333
*achoo*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Apii/LHB Sat 22 Dec 2018 07:11:36 No.7170424 Report

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you know they're called the sentinel islands.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tKxlTR7G Sat 22 Dec 2018 07:12:36 No.7170425 Report

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>>7169333
Become Australia

Leafman

Leafman ID:d+0BXMiT Sat 22 Dec 2018 07:13:05 No.7170427 Report

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>>7169852
Based and smallpox pilled.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jmvSWyaE Sat 22 Dec 2018 07:14:03 No.7170429 Report

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Die. White men aren't conditioned for the wild any more

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:g9pTKbKH Sat 22 Dec 2018 07:15:38 No.7170434 Report

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swim away

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QtMhAgjq Sat 22 Dec 2018 07:38:27 No.7170503 Report

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give them the plague

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v68amOVy Sat 22 Dec 2018 09:31:25 No.7171035 Report

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>>7169333
Throw coconuts at them. They'll distract themselves with a massive orgy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vGVtMGdx Sat 22 Dec 2018 10:05:28 No.7171113 Report

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>>7169335
>Implying the Sentinelese aren't senseless

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b30e9cKP Sat 22 Dec 2018 10:09:56 No.7171135 Report

Quoted By: >>7171147

It makes me wonder what they would do if you showed up in full plate armor. Nothing they have would penetrate it

Heaven

Heaven ID:LN3uyyKw Sat 22 Dec 2018 10:12:38 No.7171147 Report

Quoted By: >>7171153 >>7171154

>>7171135
you would fall over and drown when the tide came in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kGkKcXze Sat 22 Dec 2018 10:14:39 No.7171153 Report

Quoted By: >>7171164

>>7171147
What if you drop in via helicopter?
You would be an inmortal god provided you have food and water

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b30e9cKP Sat 22 Dec 2018 10:15:10 No.7171154 Report

Quoted By: >>7171164

>>7171147
Ok then I put flippers on the knights foots for water protection

Heaven

Heaven ID:LN3uyyKw Sat 22 Dec 2018 10:18:49 No.7171164 Report

Quoted By: >>7171173 >>7171182

>>7171154
still drown
>>7171153
lift visa to eat/drink, die
lift metal plate to piss/shit, die
wear metalsuit in 43C, die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kGkKcXze Sat 22 Dec 2018 10:20:55 No.7171173 Report

Quoted By: >>7171181

>>7171164
What if you have a tubes going from a backpack right to your mouth which feed and hydrate you?
Poop would be hard though, I agree

Heaven

Heaven ID:LN3uyyKw Sat 22 Dec 2018 10:23:18 No.7171181 Report

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>>7171173
arrow in backpack, die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b30e9cKP Sat 22 Dec 2018 10:24:42 No.7171182 Report

Quoted By: >>7171623

>>7171164
Why does a knight carry visa>>7171164
I think by the time they recognize you can't be hurt by their weapons, you would already be worshipped by them. Remember they are very primitive. Assuming you can hold your poop for 2 hours while they try to hit you with rocks and arrows you should be fine after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ex+8+xIZ Sat 22 Dec 2018 12:45:35 No.7171617 Report

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>>7169369
>Abbo
>bow
Shure thing nigga
>>7169333
Show him I'm unarmed, if he doesn't take down the bow dive away from him and swim some kilometres along the beach before trying to land again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ex+8+xIZ Sat 22 Dec 2018 12:47:36 No.7171623 Report

Quoted By: >>7171893

>>7171182
Throwing rocks is actually really effective against plate armor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b30e9cKP Sat 22 Dec 2018 14:45:22 No.7171893 Report

Quoted By: >>7171915

>>7171623
Prove it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ex+8+xIZ Sat 22 Dec 2018 14:53:09 No.7171915 Report

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>>7171893
Hit yourself with something heavy like a rock on the hand, then try it again but put a pan between your hand and the rock
Compare the results to sticking a knife in your hand with and without pan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:puDSUY3B Sat 22 Dec 2018 14:55:13 No.7171923 Report

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>>7169333
It's the Sentinel Islands not senselessness, retard.

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