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tfw You Will NEVER be American!

Anonymous Sun 23 Dec 2018 00:44:49 No.7174725 View View Reply Original Report

>tfw you will NEVER hunt game
>tfw you will never eat portabella cream cheese burgers
>tfw you will never own your own ranch
>tfw the best you can hope for is being taxed 51% and marry a used up whore in her 30s
Why...
Even...
Live!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Dec 2018 00:46:52 No.7174726 Report

Quoted By: >>7174727

What a faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Dec 2018 00:50:46 No.7174727 Report

Quoted By: >>7174729

>>7174726
How hard is it for an MD to get a green card in the US if you are Dutch?
Fucking mongrel Spanish rape babies get access all the time, how hard could it be?

>also: no fn SCAR17H
You are not one to brag, my dude

pic related is my legal mini crossbow fishing shot, its a nice shot but JUST cuck my shit up!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Dec 2018 00:53:33 No.7174728 Report

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>>7174725
I feel you, anon. At least you come from a first world country.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Dec 2018 00:53:52 No.7174729 Report

Quoted By:

>>7174727
>You are not one to brag, my dude
Yes I am

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Dec 2018 00:56:33 No.7174730 Report

Quoted By: >>7174731 >>7174732

You should feel lucky....the united states is shit and has been shit since the 1960s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Dec 2018 00:58:47 No.7174731 Report

Quoted By:

>>7174730
>the united states is shit and has been shit since the 1960s
If only you knew what shit really is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Dec 2018 01:00:42 No.7174732 Report

Quoted By: >>7174735

>>7174730
You guys don't know how good you have it!
>cheap land
>free hunting seasons
>cheap products (for reference: electronics cost +50% here)
etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Dec 2018 01:04:57 No.7174733 Report

Quoted By: >>7174734

I saw many beautiful farms along the dutch countryside. Is it too expensive for a city dutchman to get some land and build a cabin? I know your country isn't exactly huge, but still, I saw many dutch leading purposeful lives, not all of you are Amsterdam snobs. Even a poor third worlder like me has a piece of land on the chihuahua valley.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Dec 2018 01:10:43 No.7174734 Report

Quoted By:

>>7174733
>Is it too expensive for a city dutchman to get some land and build a cabin?
Its impossible! The government will onlybuild a road/sewer/electricity/water to your house if its an official "kavel". Because this is a really rich country those are rare and go for 100.000s euros each for a pathetic small patch of land.
tl;dr: too expensive

That's why many Dutch buy vacation/retirement homes in Spain, because its basically a 3rd world cheap shithole but still European.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Dec 2018 01:13:35 No.7174735 Report

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>>7174732

I understand the sentiment by comparison, but you've got a couple of things off the mark.

>Cheap land:
It ain't cheap, trust me. I have a shitload of it, and the taxes can be a bitch, not to mention maintenance and such depending on what you're doing on it. It gets even worse when some asshole decides to 'experience the great outdoors away from the city,' buys a plot and builds a fucking mansion on it, causing everyone elses' taxes to go up even more.

>free hunting seasons
Not sure what you mean on this one, but depending where you go, it can be spendy as hell, especially for out-of-state tags and permits. Oh, plus the fluffy-ass liberals throwing wrenches into it because the food we shoot and put in the freezer used to be a cute furry critter.

Not sure how bad it is for Dutch folks over there, but we have our share of shit too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Dec 2018 01:15:42 No.7174736 Report

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>>7174725

America is a Jewish and Chinese run shopping mall, and it caters to Brown Goblin shoppers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h1Nml44M Sun 23 Dec 2018 01:36:29 No.7174748 Report

Quoted By: >>7174779

Ill marry you, you get citizenship, we divorce, you stay. As long as you really love America and you contribute.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N6fWpMLk Sun 23 Dec 2018 01:43:20 No.7174779 Report

Quoted By: >>7174917

>>7174748
but what if I fall in love with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h1Nml44M Sun 23 Dec 2018 02:10:15 No.7174917 Report

Quoted By: >>7174926

>>7174779
I Dont want anything. Optics marriage.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sV/8Sj1i Sun 23 Dec 2018 02:11:21 No.7174926 Report

Quoted By: >>7175211

>>7174917
i want you to make me miso soup every morning

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h1Nml44M Sun 23 Dec 2018 03:04:36 No.7175211 Report

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>>7174926
I want you to agree to 2 states and stop meddling in American affairs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bwr7mpbU Sun 23 Dec 2018 03:08:40 No.7175235 Report

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The ranch is the only thing there that even sounds halfway good and that's just because of the land.

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