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Anonymous ID:Mx0RRRnQ Sun 23 Dec 2018 03:30:16 No.7175323 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7175338 >>7175361 >>7175370 >>7176307 >>7176535 >>7177706

i want to be short r/banter.
how do acomplish this without dismemberment or bodily harm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:69Rfydvj Sun 23 Dec 2018 03:32:32 No.7175338 Report

Quoted By: >>7175356

>>7175323
*blocks your path*
These feet aren’t going to rub themselves

What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mx0RRRnQ Sun 23 Dec 2018 03:36:16 No.7175356 Report

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>>7175338
probably walk away from the hero's guild because i havent dont the quest done yet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z5W4MMwM Sun 23 Dec 2018 03:36:37 No.7175361 Report

Quoted By: >>7175368

>>7175323
why would you want to be short? you'll look like a kid!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mx0RRRnQ Sun 23 Dec 2018 03:37:43 No.7175368 Report

Quoted By: >>7175374

>>7175361
i hit my head on things and im too retarded to learn how to crouch

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3rs1jU2V Sun 23 Dec 2018 03:38:10 No.7175370 Report

Quoted By: >>7175391

>>7175323
Climb a really really tall beanstalk and live with the Giants!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z5W4MMwM Sun 23 Dec 2018 03:38:52 No.7175374 Report

Quoted By: >>7175378

>>7175368
oh my god
are you kidding me?
don't be stoopid. you can just put your hands on the floor and get down. that's crouching

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mx0RRRnQ Sun 23 Dec 2018 03:40:02 No.7175378 Report

Quoted By:

>>7175374
ok i guess i will live on the floor now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mx0RRRnQ Sun 23 Dec 2018 03:41:54 No.7175391 Report

Quoted By: >>7175413

>>7175370
i have not seen any giants or beanstalks yet, do they have them in the land you come from?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3rs1jU2V Sun 23 Dec 2018 03:46:26 No.7175413 Report

Quoted By:

>>7175391
It is possible!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q8/vWdXJ Sun 23 Dec 2018 08:15:52 No.7176307 Report

Quoted By:

>>7175323
They do rise a legitimate point, size is matter of perspective, if you get a really tall chick, you will be short by comparison.

Just prepare to accept the micropenis complex that comes with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9GIldJgN Sun 23 Dec 2018 08:17:06 No.7176312 Report

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get older

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gu1Z4dr+ Sun 23 Dec 2018 09:10:30 No.7176443 Report

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Press Ctrl to prone
Press C to crouch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PfS1BRiy Sun 23 Dec 2018 09:39:51 No.7176514 Report

Quoted By: >>7176517 >>7177794

Fuck
Im 163 cm
Am i a manlet?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZGmY5SBT Sun 23 Dec 2018 09:40:54 No.7176517 Report

Quoted By: >>7176519

>>7176514
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PfS1BRiy Sun 23 Dec 2018 09:41:29 No.7176519 Report

Quoted By: >>7176535

>>7176517
But my body is well proportioned

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C+Xyq8oK Sun 23 Dec 2018 09:45:46 No.7176535 Report

Quoted By: >>7177670

>>7175323
Get on your knees and put shoes under them
>>7176519
Shut up nerd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mx0RRRnQ Sun 23 Dec 2018 14:11:51 No.7177670 Report

Quoted By:

>>7176535
that could work

Heaven

Heaven ID:yeGzlOdB Sun 23 Dec 2018 14:24:01 No.7177706 Report

Quoted By:

>>7175323
stand in a portable hole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MmQ1NWrk Sun 23 Dec 2018 14:49:28 No.7177794 Report

Quoted By:

>>7176514
Yes
You are smol

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