>>7181322-Southerners bow to the Norfs
-In contact with Mo Salah
-Possess the abilities to consume vast amounts of alcohol
-Control the Norf with an iron but fair fist
-Own flat roof pubs & chip shops globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient Northern blood line
-Will bankroll the first hoverball stadiums on Mars (The first goal to be scored by Space-Mbwembe)
-Own 99% of Carling research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Norf babies
-All Northerners said to have 96 IQ, such intelligence in England has only existed deep in the Lake District & Cornwall
-Ancient Doggerland scriptures tell of two footballers who will descend upon the pitch will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented seasonal progress with them
-They own Pie R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Northerners inside you right now
-The Northerners are in regular communication with the Archangels Ngubu and Mbwembe, To the being the scoring of God's goals directly into the back of Souf F.C's net. Who do you think set up the meeting between Greggs and Costa Coffee? (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Northerners first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Hillsboroughbunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The Northerners are about 35 old, from the walking period to the local pub and point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all Ladbrokes of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
