‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the board
Not a poster was stirring, not even ashleywhore
The stockings were all hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that duke nukem and cirno’ll be there
Amei and space cowboy, all snug in their bed
Had visions of dildos dancing in their head
While yuuka sat waiting outside her window
Hong Kong fapped to furry porn he hid in his pillow
The doctor in his lab, black cloak in a sway
Fiddling with chemicals that may cure the gay
While mrs normie spoke like she was a tard
His husband was in the corner, flicking combat cards.
When all of the sudden, as quick as a flash
Duke busted through the window, and said “BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS”
The shout awoke everyone, all the posters came in the room
PD, bumstead, and resettius too
And cirno flew through the window, he chest as flat as a line
finger pointed upwards, she said “check this nice 9”
The whole room turned blue, the frogposters froze over
And the anons rejoiced under the four leafed clover.
And as the clock struck twelve, who gave all a fright
Cirno said, “merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night”

Merry christmas, peasants.