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It's a nice day today, I think I'll take a walk. But first, I need to shower and make myself cute because people can see me outside. Then I'll need to shower when I get home cause I'll be sweaty. I hope my partner doesn't get pissy with me for using up all the hot water. I'll try to take quick, cool showers.