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Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 04:11:29 No.7196075 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7196077 >>7196080 >>7196081 >>7196083 >>7196086

Any good family political fights today, /pol/?

>be me
>having a fire outside
>wood is wet
>won't burn
>"hey bro-non, let's tear down my old, ratty fence and use it for firewood"
>"hey, good idea fellow bro-non! Fuck drumpf, tear down walls!"
>"leave it up for the beavers. My wood is already wet"
>bro-non storms into my house
>leaves

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 04:12:56 No.7196076 Report

Quoted By: >>7196078

Cucked, fuck his wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 04:13:49 No.7196077 Report

Quoted By:

>>7196075
wah-heyyyy !

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 04:15:24 No.7196078 Report

Quoted By:

>>7196076
They already left, and they live in Europe lel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 04:16:48 No.7196079 Report

Quoted By: >>7196520

>mom is devout, crazed Christian
> won't go to Chinese restaurant because she's worried they'll have Buddhist statues
>I tell her "so what it's not like you're worshipping the statues"
>she said it doesn't matter she won't go
> I say by that logic i think you should know every dollar you spend in Illinois subsidizes abortions so what now?
> she's dumbfounded and sees the error in her logic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 04:17:42 No.7196080 Report

Quoted By: >>7196082 >>7196084

>>7196075
Uhh what?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 04:32:10 No.7196081 Report

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>>7196075

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 04:34:14 No.7196082 Report

Quoted By: >>7196084

>>7196080
I second this. Not sure if I’m the brainlet or not, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 04:36:53 No.7196083 Report

Quoted By:

>>7196075
no. I've mastered the art channeling conversation away from politics because it never ends well during holidays.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 04:41:14 No.7196084 Report

Quoted By: >>7196085 >>7196087 >>7196089

>>7196082
>>7196080
Not a hard story to follow
I was making a fire with my brother, but all the wood in my woodpile is wet. We de decide to break down my old, dry wood fence and use that. As we were tearing it down, he said fuck drumpf and fuck walls. So I told him nvm I want to leave it up to keep out banners. My wood pile is wet(back) enough. He got mad and left

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 04:43:06 No.7196085 Report

Quoted By: >>7196088

>>7196084
cool fucking story bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 04:43:27 No.7196086 Report

Quoted By: >>7196089

>>7196075
Is this post even English? Jesus Christ lad, read a damn dictionary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 04:49:42 No.7196087 Report

Quoted By:

>>7196084
Wow, a boomer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 04:51:05 No.7196088 Report

Quoted By:

>>7196085
Nobody is making you stay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 04:51:53 No.7196089 Report

Quoted By:

>>7196086
Read
>>7196084

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2018 05:08:08 No.7196090 Report

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>at table with Uncle and his dumbass wife and the rest of the family
>We're all talking about some shit that doesn't matter
>Uncle's wife uses the term "sausage eater"
>Ask her coyly if that's a pejorative for Germans
>She says she doesn't know what pejorative means
>I'm fucking gobsmacked at this
>She does live in Hawaii though
>She asks for a synonym for the word
>Say 'epithet'
>She doesn't know that fucking word either
>Not really sure what to say, tell her to read more books
>She says "Well I don't know a word, I'm just stupid I guess"
Yes Elaine you're a fucking retard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q95v670Z Wed 26 Dec 2018 05:22:29 No.7196103 Report

Quoted By: >>7196105 >>7196270

Why did this thread get moved

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MvZpm8nv Wed 26 Dec 2018 05:22:49 No.7196104 Report

Quoted By: >>7196107

>be me
>start sipping drinks (egg nog) in the morning and by dinner I’m feeling a nice buzz
>big family gathering, coal burning whore cousin brings niglet to dinner. Total libtard who doesn’t like Trump.
>seething
>great gramps telling war stories from world war 2 with everyone saying what a brave hero he is and other cringe bullshit
>that’s it time to drop some nuclear level redpills
>stand up point at coalburning slut “oh yeah gramps is this what you fought for? So your deascendants could be race traitor whores with tattoos on their neck? You fought for the wrong side.
>great gramps starts crying ok lol
>niglet starts chimping the fuck out, as could be expected I guess
>dad freaks out and tells me to go to my room and I can’t come out till everyone leaves
>other cousin who isn’t trash, 10/10 sixteen year old blonde smiles and winks at me
>mfw. It wasn’t all for nought and I am actually redpilling the zoomer generation
>probably consumed like 12 raw eggs over the course of the day from all of the nog
>feel unstoppable

Fat Nigger

Fat Nigger ID:r/kbv68M Wed 26 Dec 2018 05:24:15 No.7196105 Report

Quoted By: >>7196110

>>7196103
Cause you're a stupid nigger poltard, now leave and never come back

Fat Nigger

Fat Nigger ID:r/kbv68M Wed 26 Dec 2018 05:24:35 No.7196107 Report

Quoted By:

>>7196104
Same goes for you, leafnigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q95v670Z Wed 26 Dec 2018 05:25:59 No.7196110 Report

Quoted By:

>>7196105
That doesnt even make sense. Lurk moar, your trip code gives away your newfag status

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:meTTUqjj Wed 26 Dec 2018 06:34:15 No.7196270 Report

Quoted By:

>>7196103
Do you really think it belonged on /pol/?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r/hMH8zE Wed 26 Dec 2018 07:40:31 No.7196430 Report

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>be me
>my brother is a massive fucking liberal he is trans and likes every facebook post of hillary
>i tell him "hey bro stop being such a lib"
>he just says ok
>i flip the fuck out and throw every fork in the house at him as i say "you won't be supporting RODHAM at my watch"
>perform my trump super attack
>liberal brother is fucking dead
>masturbate as i use his nipples on my nipples and perform an amateur tracheotomy
>trump lives on
>i am a victory

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:etyMW3vf Wed 26 Dec 2018 08:17:55 No.7196520 Report

Quoted By:

>>7196079
She's not a Christian, anon, she's a protestant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hR15fPZP Wed 26 Dec 2018 08:37:29 No.7196568 Report

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>be me
>see cirno
>instant cum
>but then i think to myself what if me bedo now
>epicgamer.gif
>go out side and have sex with the dog
>he smiles as i read out bible verses
>god bless australia lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JYBNnI41 Wed 26 Dec 2018 08:43:05 No.7196577 Report

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>be me
>get asked who I am quoting
>tell them I'm quoting myself
>tip my fedora to make some room for my iq

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