>>720663THANK GOD ITS STILL HERE, I MADE A HUGE FUCKIN EFFORT POST
right here buddy- that's me on the right, perfectly utilitarian for any and all situations, however unlikely, that may arise
Let me list off my daily carry/ wardrobe:
-'Another Feather in the Cap' Cap from H&M fall gruff men's edition, for all forms of prolonged sun exposure that one may be exposed to
-'Trench Foot' moisture wicking slim fit trench coat, Armani exchange: it keeps you warm in the cold, but wicks moisture keeping you cool in the warm! Whether you're marooned on a desert island by the local AnCAp warlords after the crony captalist system inevitably fails, or you just feel the autistic need to have as many fucking pockets and buttons as you can on your person at all times
-'Plymouth Rock' Shoulder-Strap belt; what the fuck else do you need a shoulder belt for faggot? How else can you display your 18th century flintlocks that you carry because of the practicality of being able to smelt your own bullets in the event of an all out, worldwide civilizational collapse?
-another belt, cause fuck you 2 belts are more useful than one belt obviously. Do you even utilitarian?
-Piece of cloth tied around my weist, just in case I need to strangle someone, clothe a fairly skinny naked woman I come across, or sneeze politely
-'Sweatpants' from Target because I wear clothes for the comfort
-'Bootstraps bootstraps whole CHattle boots' incase I'm in a real life oregon trail after a Mad-Max style revolution, and I opt to ford the river rather than walk around it? Half my caravan drowns; I'm fuckin fashionable
-I tend to add as many buckles to my attire as the straps I was able to add allow for, just a fashion tip. Hey, even utilitarians gotta fashion.
