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so what are you planning for new year

King of /Bant/ ID:J3Yn0g/h Sat 29 Dec 2018 05:44:02 No.7213170 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7213171 >>7213178 >>7213232

im gona get drunk alone and think about all the time i've wasted doing nothing its gona be epic

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Anonymous ID:iDDiz+rn Sat 29 Dec 2018 05:45:10 No.7213171 Report

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>>7213170
Racist

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts

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Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:qYOi8Le/ Sat 29 Dec 2018 05:48:49 No.7213178 Report

Quoted By: >>7213188

>>7213170
A woman asked me out on a date and we're probably gonna go to the restaurant in the hotel and have drinks.
My mother was invited as well - can't wait for her to take over conversations for me when I take three seconds to come up with a response to a question asked by the woman in question.
And then berate me later for being a "stick in the mud" after doing all the talking for me and revealing embarrassing shit about me.

I'd be looking forward to this date if it wasn't for my mother being there as well...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m+cnZLZk Sat 29 Dec 2018 05:50:36 No.7213183 Report

Quoted By: >>7213190

same but without getting drunk

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King of /Bant/ ID:J3Yn0g/h Sat 29 Dec 2018 05:51:28 No.7213188 Report

Quoted By: >>7213195

>>7213178
wait hold up , why is your mother coming with you on the date ??

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King of /Bant/ ID:J3Yn0g/h Sat 29 Dec 2018 05:51:39 No.7213190 Report

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>>7213183
thats even more sad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QPsxgvjE Sat 29 Dec 2018 05:52:55 No.7213192 Report

Quoted By: >>7213227

I'm prolly gonna spend four hours edging to blow my load right at midnight

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Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:qYOi8Le/ Sat 29 Dec 2018 05:53:44 No.7213195 Report

Quoted By: >>7213223

>>7213188
She was invited by the woman. I dunno why... I can't figure it.
>inb4 she was lying about being invited
If that's the case, I'm gonna tear her a new asshole

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:J3Yn0g/h Sat 29 Dec 2018 06:03:17 No.7213223 Report

Quoted By: >>7213242

>>7213195
>>inb4 she was lying about being invited
i think this is the case here

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:J3Yn0g/h Sat 29 Dec 2018 06:03:31 No.7213227 Report

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>>7213192
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iig4aSvM Sat 29 Dec 2018 06:04:56 No.7213232 Report

Quoted By: >>7213242 >>7213244

>>7213170
being told to stay in my room and crying while people party outside of it.

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Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:qYOi8Le/ Sat 29 Dec 2018 06:07:00 No.7213242 Report

Quoted By: >>7213250

>>7213223
>inb4 it's a family meetup
Btw, I forgot to mention that the woman in question is a single mom with two daughters both between 4-6yo, hence the >inb4

But really, the woman's pretty cute and my mother's good with little kids *that aren't her biological children*.
>>7213232
Fuck that noise, sneak out and talk to people.
inb4 underage b&

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:J3Yn0g/h Sat 29 Dec 2018 06:07:37 No.7213244 Report

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>>7213232
what did you do last year to make them say you must stay in your room

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King of /Bant/ ID:J3Yn0g/h Sat 29 Dec 2018 06:09:05 No.7213250 Report

Quoted By: >>7213255

>>7213242
>single mom with two daughters
GET OUT NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

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Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:qYOi8Le/ Sat 29 Dec 2018 06:10:12 No.7213255 Report

Quoted By: >>7213273

>>7213250
Lole
Btw, this is the very first time any woman IRL has expressed such interest in me, and really - I've got absolutely nothing to lose.

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:J3Yn0g/h Sat 29 Dec 2018 06:15:20 No.7213273 Report

Quoted By: >>7213276 >>7213299

>>7213255
>first time any woman IRL has expressed such interest in me
YEAH CUZ SHE IS SINGLE MOTHER WITH KIDS , THEY ARE EVEN MORE DESPERATE THAN 30 YEAR OLD NEETS

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King of /Bant/ ID:J3Yn0g/h Sat 29 Dec 2018 06:15:46 No.7213276 Report

Quoted By: >>7213299

>>7213273
soz for caps

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Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:qYOi8Le/ Sat 29 Dec 2018 06:20:56 No.7213299 Report

Quoted By: >>7213308 >>7213310

>>7213273
>>7213276
At this point, I'm kinda desperate myself. And if it leads to being an actual relationship, I wonder if the fugging will be good.
Besides, I've got MILF fetish, even though she's still in her mid-20s.

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:J3Yn0g/h Sat 29 Dec 2018 06:23:01 No.7213308 Report

Quoted By: >>7213357

>>7213299
just be careful

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King of /Bant/ ID:J3Yn0g/h Sat 29 Dec 2018 06:23:29 No.7213310 Report

Quoted By: >>7213357

>>7213299
>I wonder if the fugging will be good.
you think there wil be fukking when there are kids around

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Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:qYOi8Le/ Sat 29 Dec 2018 06:33:49 No.7213357 Report

Quoted By: >>7213411

>>7213308
I will. It probably won't even go anywhere
>>7213310
Like I said, my mother's good with kids - she can babysit them while the sexy times ensue.

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:J3Yn0g/h Sat 29 Dec 2018 06:53:00 No.7213411 Report

Quoted By:

>>7213357
once a week sexy time in exchance for being a punching bag for a single mother and her kids have fun

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