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Anonymous ID:yuXofmDw Thu 25 May 2017 18:42:11 No.721590 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>721623 >>721648 >>721697 >>721710 >>721712 >>721717 >>721759 >>721800 >>722971 >>723320 >>724302

Why are you uninterested in women?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vZF7ppZ3 Thu 25 May 2017 18:45:06 No.721621 Report

Quoted By: >>721775 >>723578

I'm not. The problem is they're uninterested in me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r0Z/UK1s Thu 25 May 2017 18:45:17 No.721623 Report

Quoted By: >>721642

>>721590
Because I have a computer and access to all people knowledge on the internet and I don't have time to waste it on useless piece of meat.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j5Ofid3Y Thu 25 May 2017 18:45:21 No.721625 Report

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I'm a bisexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZYYMGQb9 Thu 25 May 2017 18:46:31 No.721642 Report

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>>721623
This. Carnal desires are degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:51Q7gUXG Thu 25 May 2017 18:46:41 No.721648 Report

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>>721590
i can only deal with human company in short doses

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UXqqBizI Thu 25 May 2017 18:48:10 No.721667 Report

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Bifag here. Women are shit but pussy and tits are nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Lk8kYq2 Thu 25 May 2017 18:49:23 No.721684 Report

Quoted By: >>721694

Because most of them are short and short people are annoying as fuck. I only get along with taller women for some reason.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:j5Ofid3Y Thu 25 May 2017 18:49:56 No.721694 Report

Quoted By: >>722293

>>721684
t. manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9e2FymNX Thu 25 May 2017 18:49:59 No.721697 Report

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>>721590
Because im not gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LVTUoaPF Thu 25 May 2017 18:51:19 No.721710 Report

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>>721590
because I don't care
if someone wants to live with me and leech on my salary the she should do the first step

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/G1pAq2 Thu 25 May 2017 18:51:28 No.721712 Report

Quoted By: >>721797

>>721590
Do I need to post my greentext again?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wq4c4suC Thu 25 May 2017 18:51:40 No.721717 Report

Quoted By:

>>721590
commitment issues

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLx+wax2 Thu 25 May 2017 18:54:38 No.721759 Report

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>>721590
I'm attracted to their bodies but I haven't met many girls who's personality wasn't complete shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:d9kxaf9h Thu 25 May 2017 18:55:22 No.721770 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WwNvbTnD Thu 25 May 2017 18:55:27 No.721775 Report

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>>721621
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Christ loving man of faith

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Christ loving man of faith ID:ymPY7zY1 Thu 25 May 2017 18:56:36 No.721797 Report

Quoted By: >>722131

>>721712
Yes please.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qIEZJGbe Thu 25 May 2017 18:56:46 No.721800 Report

Quoted By:

>>721590
Women are generally shit people.

I like to fuck them, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/G1pAq2 Thu 25 May 2017 19:21:07 No.722131 Report

Quoted By: >>722175

>>721797
>be me
>19
>only dated once before
>stuck up whore that cheated on me
>decide to date again because senior year
>meet a quiet girl I knew from third grade
>start talking to shy girl
>we'll call her J
>J and I start talking through lunch
>she's already dating an old friend of mine, call him M
>M and J make, what I thought, a great couple
>start hanging out with them
>perhaps I could learn some relationship advice from them
>go to lunch with them all senior year and have some great convos about witcher and shit with them
>eventually M has to go on a band trip to New York
>now just me and her talking during lunch
>start getting to know her better
>found out she had a crush on me back in third grade
>fuckyes.jpg
>says if she was single she'd gladly have dated me
>hellfuckingyeah.gif
>week goes by
>M comes back from trip
>start noticing that they act differently around eachother
>one day, getting near the end of school
>neither of them are at our regular spot
>learn later that M cheated on J with a freshmen underrage girl
>J is completely crushed
>start spending more time with her and avoiding M because I'm an awesome friend like that
>she and I start hitting it off well
>prom is a week away
>ask her who she's going with
>she explains that M is spreading horrible lies about her
>nobody asks her to prom because of the lies
>decide to take her myself, as a friend
>do a little card trick where the card I show in the end has "Prom?" written on it
>she thinks it was fucking awesome and accepts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/G1pAq2 Thu 25 May 2017 19:24:34 No.722175 Report

Quoted By: >>722217

>>722131
>prom is a few days away
>parents get me a nice suit
>prom is tomorrow
>clean my car and get a haircut
>prom is here
>go to her address to pick her up
>never seen where she lives or her family before
>she lives in the richest fucking neighborhood of the town
>havw to press a button that lets me know I'm at the neighborhood gate
>i'mwayouttamyleague.img
>drive past several multi-million dollar homes
>find her house
>its the biggest fucking one
>i'm in a shitty little nissan sentra
>go up to the door like an ant before a god
>knock on the door
>guy twice as tall as me opens it
>her step-father
>gives me a hug that would shame a grizzly
>J walks to the door in her dress
>she looks absolutely incredible
>her mother has us do a photo-op outside
>after an hour we meet up with the others
>group of us rented a party bus
>all my friends see us together
>we all talk and have a wonderful time driving to the prom
>best friend asks me how I managed to land a woman like her
>couldnt even answer, have no idea
>get to prom
>its being held at the local aquarium
>have a red carpet
>walk down the carpet with my date like a fucking pro
>everyone who looked at us was jealous as hell

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/G1pAq2 Thu 25 May 2017 19:26:39 No.722217 Report

Quoted By: >>722271

>>722175
>get inside
>never escorted a woman before
>nervous as fuck. Everyone staring doesnt help.
>take her coat and mine
>we go in and have an incredible time
>meet all the people we know
>ex sees me and shits herself with rage
>pretend to not even notice her as I walk my date past her
>go and see some of the fish
>gross her out by making her touch the petting rays
>all my troubles are gone
>having the best night of my life
>We sit down and have a nice candlelit dinner
>she thanks me for giving her a chance to enjoy prom after everything that had happened
>for the first time in my life I can say that I love a woman
>this goes on for the rest of the evening
>now nearing midnight
>getting back on the party bus to go home
>we all dance in the bus to the music
>bus drops us off at the school
>drive her home
>suddenly she's crying
>ask her whats wrong
>we get to her neighborhood
>she suddenly has me stop the car
>ask her again whats wrong
>she starts telling me a fucking horror story
>her biological father was some drunken ass who would beat her mother and older sister
>one night he comes home and rapes her older sister in front of her
>holyshitwhatishappening.jpeg
>her dress is soaked in tears at this point
>explains that ever since then she's had disgusting rape fantasy thoughts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/G1pAq2 Thu 25 May 2017 19:28:42 No.722271 Report

Quoted By: >>723563 >>723705

>>722217
>before I can jump out of the car for my life she pins me down
>somehow she's already crawlled halfway out of her dress
>her bra is pushed up against my face
>she starts begging me to fuck the hell out of her
>scared as fuck
>never seen a woman naked with my own eyes
>let alone sex
>tell her that I'm not ready for something like that
>she freezes
>ohshiti'mdead.mpeg
>she gets off of me, fixes her dress, and starts walking home
>i get the fuck out of there
>decide not to stick it in crazy
>my friends agree that I should GTFO
>stop texting her. Maybe space will let her clear her head
>she starts calling daily
>never answer out of fear
>this goes on for a week
>eventually she tracks me down at school
>asks why i've been avoiding her
>decide the truth is the best option and explain that her behavior was fucking nuts
>she looks like I just shot her favorite dog
>tells me "I understand, perhaps we can fuck later"
>whatthehell.gif
>get out of there
>week later I get a text from my friend
>J has started going to late night parties
>apparently by the time I found out she had already fucked half of the seniors at the school in two weeks
>realize I made the right decision to run
>he goes on to say that everytime she has sex she keeps screaming about how she doesnt want them to fuck her
>its her rape fantasy become reality
>she shows up at school the next day
>walks up to me during lunch and demands that I force my way with her again
>its at this point I begin to really think
>this seemingly perfect little girl
>living an amazing life with rich parents
>has everything she ever wanted
>is an absolute psychotic slutbag
>eventually after graduation she finally took the hint and left me alone
>she's getting a degree in biomedical engineering now
>the lesson to take from this is that any woman can be absolutely psychotic
>be careful what you plan to stick your dick in, and dont date the desparate. She tried twelve times after this to contact me again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6ewnp4dz Thu 25 May 2017 19:30:04 No.722293 Report

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>>721694
>Meet your love on giant--and-hobbit-hookup.com

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rwY5d32M Thu 25 May 2017 20:22:21 No.722971 Report

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>>721590
They're not interested in me.

Women are also a waste of effort, time, and money for such little gain and emotional fuckery.

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Anonymous ID:Ja3uLrlk Thu 25 May 2017 20:46:21 No.723320 Report

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>>721590
Because they are uninterested on me

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Anonymous ID:o/rbwvf7 Thu 25 May 2017 21:04:48 No.723563 Report

Quoted By: >>723696

>>722271
>not took the chance to stick dick in crazy
you disappoint me, brother

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Q5ZMUXk Thu 25 May 2017 21:05:39 No.723578 Report

Quoted By:

>>721621
This

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DwZnFiPE Thu 25 May 2017 21:14:22 No.723696 Report

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>>723563
This
If you ever want to stick your dick in something, crazy is best.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cO5OlM4+ Thu 25 May 2017 21:14:50 No.723705 Report

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>>722271
Hey man, some high school kids are faggots. And that's perfectly okay.

I hope when you come out of the closet you adjust well to life in the big city.

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Anonymous ID:ObputVWq Thu 25 May 2017 21:47:43 No.724227 Report

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I only like autismo girls, the shy and quiet type. If she's pretty I immediately fall in love with her. "Normal" women are stupid, shallow and vapid. Nothing more unattractive than a loud and outspoken girl that challenges you at every turn. Feminism has ruined women and autistic girls are the future.

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Anonymous ID:CQQULbmP Thu 25 May 2017 21:52:50 No.724302 Report

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>>721590

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