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ITT times you were heartbroken
>be me
>5th grade, kinda chubby 4/10
>ride bus because parents both work late
>sit next to girl I’ve never seen before
>solid 2/10 but I’m beta so that’s like 8.5 for me
>talk to her about god knows what
>she’s laughs (idk I don’t remember desu)
>all of a sudden she says “haha you’re funny anon, wanna be my boyfriend?”
>never had a girlfriend before so I instantly agree
>hold hands for about 3 days
>4th day sitting next to ugly gf I ask if we can kiss
>she says “okay i guess”
>first smooch ever
>coolbeans.png
>want another kiss, try to think of something to say
>quozarks fire in my brain to form the perfect words to make any woman wet
>for some reason decide to make it internet themed (idk what the fuck I was thinking)
>I say “refreshhhh” in a sly manner
>she looks confused and says “huh?”
>in a low voice I say “you know.. like when the internet isn’t working..?”
>she laughs at me, I’ve never been more embarrassed
>she says “nah sorry maybe tomorrow” while still laughing
>bus pulls up to my house
>get of the bus and go to my room and shout “FUCK YEAH IM A MAN NOW”
>next day she’s sitting by her huge friend that looks like the rock if he was a girl
>they’re talking about something but a can’t hear what, so I ask
>gf says “I can’t do it, Sam can you do it?”
> Agatha, destroyer of worlds turns to me and says “sorry anon she wants to break up with you”
>heartbroken.mp4
>they sat I front of me on the bus the whole time and didn’t talk to me and acted like I wasn’t even there
>later she started dating the fattest beaner in the fucking school, dude is a 340lbs acne covered blob
>shit hurted
>went home and listened to beautiful by Eminem
>next year I got a crush on her huge Amazonian friend
>the cycle continues
>be me
>5th grade, kinda chubby 4/10
>ride bus because parents both work late
>sit next to girl I’ve never seen before
>solid 2/10 but I’m beta so that’s like 8.5 for me
>talk to her about god knows what
>she’s laughs (idk I don’t remember desu)
>all of a sudden she says “haha you’re funny anon, wanna be my boyfriend?”
>never had a girlfriend before so I instantly agree
>hold hands for about 3 days
>4th day sitting next to ugly gf I ask if we can kiss
>she says “okay i guess”
>first smooch ever
>coolbeans.png
>want another kiss, try to think of something to say
>quozarks fire in my brain to form the perfect words to make any woman wet
>for some reason decide to make it internet themed (idk what the fuck I was thinking)
>I say “refreshhhh” in a sly manner
>she looks confused and says “huh?”
>in a low voice I say “you know.. like when the internet isn’t working..?”
>she laughs at me, I’ve never been more embarrassed
>she says “nah sorry maybe tomorrow” while still laughing
>bus pulls up to my house
>get of the bus and go to my room and shout “FUCK YEAH IM A MAN NOW”
>next day she’s sitting by her huge friend that looks like the rock if he was a girl
>they’re talking about something but a can’t hear what, so I ask
>gf says “I can’t do it, Sam can you do it?”
> Agatha, destroyer of worlds turns to me and says “sorry anon she wants to break up with you”
>heartbroken.mp4
>they sat I front of me on the bus the whole time and didn’t talk to me and acted like I wasn’t even there
>later she started dating the fattest beaner in the fucking school, dude is a 340lbs acne covered blob
>shit hurted
>went home and listened to beautiful by Eminem
>next year I got a crush on her huge Amazonian friend
>the cycle continues
