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>be me
>extremely white
>love spicy food
>can only handle up to orange habaneros
>one day while chewing gum I get great idea
>could mint from my gum make foods less spicy?
>chew new stick of gum
>eat some fries with sriracha
>spice felt was minimal
>epic.jpg
>want to test further
>get Carolina reaper sauce, habaneros, chili, extremely minty gum, mouth wash and tooth paste
>consume as much gum as physically possible while making spicy ass chili
>after chili is done fill my mouth with tooth paste and try to swish it around
>same with mouth wash
>slightly cooler than room temp water now destroys my mouth
>start chowing down on chili
>first 5 seconds think I’m in the clear
>OhGodOhFuck.gif
>mouth burns with the rage of a sun
>try to drink milk
>milk feels so cold that it hurts to swallow it
>have to sit for a half an hour or so before things start to calm down
>the next day
>grumble In tumble
>take shit
>ass shotguns out fiery shit pellets for 2 minutes
>have to wipe with aloe Vera for 20 minutes, even after my ass still stings
What was wrong with my logic? What happened?
>extremely white
>love spicy food
>can only handle up to orange habaneros
>one day while chewing gum I get great idea
>could mint from my gum make foods less spicy?
>chew new stick of gum
>eat some fries with sriracha
>spice felt was minimal
>epic.jpg
>want to test further
>get Carolina reaper sauce, habaneros, chili, extremely minty gum, mouth wash and tooth paste
>consume as much gum as physically possible while making spicy ass chili
>after chili is done fill my mouth with tooth paste and try to swish it around
>same with mouth wash
>slightly cooler than room temp water now destroys my mouth
>start chowing down on chili
>first 5 seconds think I’m in the clear
>OhGodOhFuck.gif
>mouth burns with the rage of a sun
>try to drink milk
>milk feels so cold that it hurts to swallow it
>have to sit for a half an hour or so before things start to calm down
>the next day
>grumble In tumble
>take shit
>ass shotguns out fiery shit pellets for 2 minutes
>have to wipe with aloe Vera for 20 minutes, even after my ass still stings
What was wrong with my logic? What happened?
