ITT: /bant/ dragon slayer raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
drgchan.ddns.net Heres some info about this boss:
name@Tentacalino
dificulty@random
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you DIE! (your posts will no longer do damage)
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http://drachma.ddns.net/721959 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
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Anonymous
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nickname@billthetaxman
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summon@fire hot and spicy
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Anonymous
binu
binu
Anonymous
Ruki
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nickname@RukiaCross
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Ruki
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summon@fire WE WARLOCK NOW
Ruki
Ruki
Ruki
Ruki
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summon@fire zzz
Ruki
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summon@fire this will be 69
Ruki
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summon@fire just kidding. this one will be 69
Ruki
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summon@fire FUCK getting closer
Ruki
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summon@fire AHHH WAS OFF BY 1
Ruki
summon@fire feels bad man. just want to revive you all
Ruki
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summon@fire 69 pls
Ruki
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summon@fire no 69 but at least ive got these dubs
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>>723277 P U S H F O R W A R D
Ruki
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summon@fire done for
Ruki
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summon@fire
>>723292 RAAAAAAAAGH
Ruki
Ruki
Ruki
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Pls revive anyone
Ruki
Ruki
Ruki
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summon@fire maybe this will work
Ruki
Ruki
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Ruki
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summon@fire yiss
Anonymous
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summon@fire MAGICIAN'S RED
Anonymous
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nickname@Zamasu
Ruki
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Anonymous
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Anonymous
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And my axe... in your axle
Anonymous
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Punch him in the face
Anonymous
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Do you like anal plug?
Anonymous
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Ruki
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Booger Blast !
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:MYtJExp2 Thu 25 May 2017 21:07:58 No. 723609 Report rolling for class nickname@TrollBagley
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG
TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:MYtJExp2 Thu 25 May 2017 21:08:23 No. 723617 Report Quoted By:
>>723609 really I fucking died on my first roll???
Anonymous
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>>723609 raise, my unlucky friend
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:08:53 No. 723626 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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>>723609 rise and walk i said
Anonymous
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>>723609 I promise you: revenge
Anonymous
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>>723609 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:10:13 No. 723643 Report
Anonymous
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Nice poop, healer
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>723643 Love that picture
Anonymous
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Sushie knife cut
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:12:34 No. 723668 Report Quoted By:
nickname@Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:13:20 No. 723679 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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nickname@CohenBarbarian Take that spoon in the face !
Anonymous
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lit a fart with fire
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:13:56 No. 723688 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:15:23 No. 723708 Report
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:15:48 No. 723713 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:16:12 No. 723719 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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Some people prefer it hot
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:17:09 No. 723740 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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Dagger sneaky attack
Anonymous
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Hammer jump'n slam
Ruki
Anonymous
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Toilet paper trap
Anonymous
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:18:55 No. 723771 Report Quoted By:
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Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:19:26 No. 723777 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:19:48 No. 723788 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:21:16 No. 723811 Report Quoted By:
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fart on that face
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:21:35 No. 723817 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:22:08 No. 723827 Report Quoted By:
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Anonymous
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Nickname@CUMMY_WUMMY_SLUT!!!
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:22:32 No. 723841 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:23:16 No. 723853 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
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mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-monsterkick
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:25:14 No. 723879 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
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It's all yellow now, let's give him a golden shower!
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:25:39 No. 723888 Report Quoted By:
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:26:08 No. 723895 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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miss, this is not fair!
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:27:46 No. 723917 Report Quoted By:
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:28:17 No. 723924 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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>>723908 Damned! Guys, I think the thing bite my ding dong
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:28:34 No. 723928 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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>>723908 come back from the dead
Anonymous
>>723908 i said, come back
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:29:25 No. 723946 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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>>723944 Thanks my friend! My ding dong is back
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Thus I said: Turkey slap!
Anonymous
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sword without a word
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:31:25 No. 723974 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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KAMEHAMEHAAAAAA
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:31:47 No. 723982 Report Quoted By:
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:32:07 No. 723983 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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Oh my god! What does it do with its tentacles?!
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:32:33 No. 723993 Report Quoted By:
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Breakanus! (it's a martial-monk technique)
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:33:06 No. 724003 Report
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>>724001 >>724003 I'll avenge you my friends! (I hope)
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:34:54 No. 724050 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>724001 >>724003 Maybe I can avenge you again?
Anonymous
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>>724051 Nope, thus hit it in the balls
Anonymous
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Stop moving, let me punch you
Anonymous
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No healer incoming? We have two guys down!
Anonymous
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Fuck you Dracula
Anonymous
Anonymous
Go on my friends, we have the great Cthulhu to kill!
Anonymous
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>>724113 I almost killed myself
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Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:41:20 No. 724131 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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is good to be alive!
Anonymous
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Punch him in the face
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:42:04 No. 724142 Report Quoted By:
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:42:30 No. 724149 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Some AK-47 fire
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:43:42 No. 724168 Report Quoted By:
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Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:45:05 No. 724192 Report Quoted By:
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Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:45:39 No. 724202 Report
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Anonymous
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Let's punch him again!
Anonymous
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>>724202 >>724206 back in the fight!
Anonymous
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slap slap slap
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Sandwich with stones
Anonymous
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open palm slap
Anonymous
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Dagger sneaky attack
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:49:46 No. 724252 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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James Bond's PP7
Anonymous
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cannon ball attack!
Anonymous
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Plane in its fucking face
Anonymous
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It shall die !
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:51:19 No. 724276 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:51:42 No. 724280 Report Quoted By:
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Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:52:11 No. 724286 Report Quoted By:
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Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:52:52 No. 724303 Report
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We shall need the healer to wait a bit...
Anonymous
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>>724300 the power of dubs revive you!
>>724303 >>724304 Anonymous
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summon@fire SUPA SONIC SPEED
Anonymous
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:57:32 No. 724371 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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summon@fire BOOOOOOOOOM
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:57:52 No. 724375 Report Quoted By:
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Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 21:58:33 No. 724391 Report Quoted By:
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helicoper kick
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Let's get cautious : SLAM!
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 22:01:21 No. 724437 Report Quoted By:
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>>724402 >>724405 I shall avenge you!
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 22:01:54 No. 724446 Report Quoted By:
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Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 22:02:27 No. 724456 Report Quoted By:
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Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 22:02:49 No. 724466 Report Quoted By:
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Get that shovel in the face
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 22:04:26 No. 724482 Report Quoted By:
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Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 22:05:02 No. 724501 Report
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Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 22:06:18 No. 724522 Report Imma keep replying so its obvious when it hits 22
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 22:06:51 No. 724526 Report Quoted By:
>>724522 gee that was easy
Anonymous
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I'M HERE TO HELP
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 22:08:28 No. 724549 Report Quoted By:
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Thou shall die!
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Anonymous
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hoooooooooiiiii
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>724501 >>724504 >>724518 why someone can't take a piss without you all diyng?
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Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 22:11:44 No. 724603 Report Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 22:12:25 No. 724609 Report Quoted By:
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 22:13:26 No. 724622 Report Quoted By:
>>724586 Please sir. May I have some more revive?
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Anonymous
Gaynigger Bard from Outer Space
Gaynigger Bard from Outer Space ID:uuvZzl24 Thu 25 May 2017 22:14:40 No. 724644 Report Quoted By:
sheeeeeeeeeiiiit
Anonymous
Gaynigger Bard from Outer Space
Gaynigger Bard from Outer Space ID:uuvZzl24 Thu 25 May 2017 22:15:30 No. 724658 Report Quoted By:
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Thanks senpai summon@fire
Anonymous
Anonymous
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 22:16:54 No. 724682 Report Sigh
Anonymous
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>>724682 Congrats champion!
Bigglesworth, the Bard
Bigglesworth, the Bard ID:e16PxnC3 Thu 25 May 2017 22:20:04 No. 724729 Report Quoted By:
SHall we go again?
Bigglesworth