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_ASMORTHAWD_ The Wise. ID:VJOJU7Xg Sun 30 Dec 2018 14:53:48 No.7220907 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7220962 >>7221000

Hello /bant/
I am _ASMORTHAWD_ The Wise, and I am here to grant you wisdom.
I won't be giving wise-ass solutions to your problems, only simply the wisest ones.

Ask away /bant/!

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Anonymous ID:r4UgQdSz Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:00:00 No.7220922 Report

Quoted By: >>7220926

how do I make a redstone sugar cane farm in minecraft

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_ASMORTHAWD_ The Wise. ID:VJOJU7Xg Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:06:54 No.7220926 Report

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>>7220922
he who admits he knows nothing is the wisest in the room.
so I will admit that I know nothing of this subject, so I will point you to a tutorial that may be able to help you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5aaGakOYgI

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Anonymous ID:MeduX0ou Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:09:12 No.7220932 Report

Quoted By: >>7220939

I ate 2k cals of shitfood today.
And will probably eat more tommorow.
How do I not get fat?

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_ASMORTHAWD_ The Wise. ID:VJOJU7Xg Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:14:04 No.7220939 Report

Quoted By: >>7220941 >>7220948

>>7220932
if you want to keep eating shit food and not get fat, I suggest that you exercise.
you could go for walk or a jog each day, and it will help you stay healthy.
plus excersise releases endorphines to the brain makeing you feel better about yourself, so if you still mannage to get fat, at least you will feel good about yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MeduX0ou Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:16:42 No.7220941 Report

Quoted By: >>7220955

>>7220939
Its just for 3 days.
I'm normally very self conscious about what I'm eating and I do excercise a lot, but seriously its fucking new year, to hell with all that gay shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9gEY82VU Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:19:55 No.7220948 Report

Quoted By: >>7220960

>>7220939
This. I can't shift belly fat because I eat shitty food, but the rest is pretty good.

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_ASMORTHAWD_ The Wise. ID:VJOJU7Xg Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:22:40 No.7220955 Report

Quoted By: >>7220999

>>7220941
excersise = fit
fit = able to attract the grils better
∴ excersise ≠ gay

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_ASMORTHAWD_ The Wise. ID:VJOJU7Xg Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:25:39 No.7220960 Report

Quoted By: >>7220965

>>7220948
if you want to shift the belly fat, then I'd suggest that you do some planks. you can even do them while you watch tv.
but don't do sit-ups though, they are bad for your lower back

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2wZOVp1w Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:27:29 No.7220962 Report

Quoted By: >>7220968

>>7220907
What's 9 + 10 ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9gEY82VU Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:29:47 No.7220965 Report

Quoted By: >>7220970

>>7220960
Thanks, I'll give it a go. I never felt anything doing those, so I assumed they didn't work.

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_ASMORTHAWD_ The Wise. ID:VJOJU7Xg Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:32:26 No.7220968 Report

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>>7220962
do you want me to give you the real answer?
or do you want me to answer you "21"?

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_ASMORTHAWD_ The Wise. ID:VJOJU7Xg Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:33:50 No.7220970 Report

Quoted By: >>7220982

>>7220965
that's probably because you might not have been doing them correctly.
look up an online tutorial on how to do them properly, and be really strict in following the instructions. maybe then you will be able to feel something.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9gEY82VU Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:42:47 No.7220982 Report

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>>7220970
I'll try!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MeduX0ou Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:49:04 No.7220999 Report

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>>7220955
Excercising on new years is gay.
Excercising on 1st is gay.
Nomatter how you spin it it will be gay af because you should be doing other nongay shit on new years.
Like meeting with cute boys and fucking them in the ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xwFDPXgX Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:51:26 No.7221000 Report

Quoted By: >>7221099

>>7220907
How many faces can one have before losing his fsense of self?

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Anonymous ID:cx94PwIf Sun 30 Dec 2018 15:55:32 No.7221087 Report

Quoted By: >>7221103

What is the answer to life the universe and everything?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VJOJU7Xg Sun 30 Dec 2018 16:08:09 No.7221099 Report

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>>7221000
so long as one stays true to himself, he shall keep his sense of self.
identity is not of the face but of thyself, you are you no matter the face, until you die, and then on.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VJOJU7Xg Sun 30 Dec 2018 16:12:03 No.7221103 Report

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>>7221087
according to hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy it's 42.

but the answer to life the universe and everything has no real definition. it doesn't matter what it is, but how we perseve it. to truelly know, you must live your life to the fullest, until the day you pass. only when you are passing may you understand.

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_ASMORTHAWD_ The Wise. ID:VJOJU7Xg Sun 30 Dec 2018 16:36:05 No.7221147 Report

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Eneough wisdom has been given today, so I shall leave this thread.

till next time anons

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Anonymous ID:ZUcKObjq Sun 30 Dec 2018 16:38:06 No.7221150 Report

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